RIP Aunty... the evil you have done in this world is enough...
Kolade.
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Kolade.
@KolaShangOne
Muslim. Construction expert. One day you’re the cock of the walk, the next, a feather duster.
UK
Joined September 2009
- Lagos is crazy o.. This girl at Iyana Ipaja asked if i could pay her fare to Ikeja. I said yes. I came down at Cement bus stop and she did too. She has been following me ever since. I have shouted, I have ran, I have done everything possible.
- Officers at Airport command, Ikeja are stationed and taking sniper positions.
- There's an information leak. Somebody leaks Corper's information to these criminal elements. Once you pass out from NYSC camp, you'd get all sorts of messages and calls about Jobs. They're scammers and killers.
- Replying to @KolaShangOneI cross road, she cross road.. I jogged, she followed.. I ran, she ran.. I shouted at her to stop following me.. Nothing worked. 30+grown man hiding behind security man.
- Replying to @mrmacaroniThe deep thinking part is that Macaroni was looking for Mummy Wa and Motunde. They prepared the meat and must have tasted it so they vanished already.
- Offa bank robbers lodged in a hotel. The Hotel tips police. Police come and concludes they're yahoo boys. Police takes 400,000 as bribe. Now Police arrest the Hotelier saying he should have denied them accommodation. Funny country eh?
- Replying to @KolaShangOne5 years anniversary of this tweet.. 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
- Replying to @KolaShangOneSo... Today makes it 10 years wicked Aunty passed.. Happy anniversary!!!!! 😊
- Replying to @Imamofpeace and @Emmysteve9If you were a real Imam and not some CIA experiment you would know that praying before a football match doesn't mean you can't lose. Just as praying in life doesn't mean you won't have trying times.
- Replying to @KolaShangOne7th year anniversary of this undying tweet!!!!
- *hiding from a serial killer* Me: omg I'm gonna die if he finds me Killer: Eyin omo wobe.. Me: WOBE!!!
