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Kyan
@Kyantweets
All-in $TSLA + Crypto since 2017.โšก๏ธ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿค–๐Ÿง  Tech optimist. Post-scarcity and post-illness future is coming. Also sometimes I meme.
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    Kyan
    @Kyantweets
    May 17, 2025
    I don't want to hear how the Cybertruck isn't a real work truck. This thing has been running 2 pumps for 3 days using just 10% a day. Total lifesaver for our latest build. It tows our excavator and powers jobsites like a champ. $tsla
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    Kyan
    @Kyantweets
    Jun 9, 2024
    Replying to @PicturesFoIder
    Terrifying. No amount of money can buy that time back.
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    Kyan
    @Kyantweets
    Jun 19, 2024
    Replying to @PicturesFoIder
    He has no idea how close he was to losing the bottom half of his body...
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    Kyan
    @Kyantweets
    Jan 23, 2025
    Everybody Hates Elon Musk: - The Russians hate him because he sent Starlink to Ukraine - The Ukrainians hate him because he followed a US government order to limit Starlink to within Ukrainian borders. - They both hate him for wanting peace. - The Israelis hate him for sending
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    Kyan
    @Kyantweets
    Nov 18, 2024
    Replying to @pmarca
    When you fund the "research" you get the results you want...
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    Kyan
    @Kyantweets
    Jun 7, 2024
    Replying to @InternetH0F
    Border Collies are the smartest dogs in the world by far, but if you're not prepared to work with them for at least 6 hours a day, please do not get one. This dog needs to work.
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    Kyan
    @Kyantweets
    Jul 26, 2025
    Replying to @MrBeast
    "Stay in this womb for 9 months and win me as your dad!"
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    Kyan
    @Kyantweets
    Oct 18, 2024
    Replying to @zerohedge
    They left out Satan, Darth Vader, Sauron, the iceberg from titanic. Man, they're getting soft!
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    Kyan
    @Kyantweets
    Aug 16, 2024
    Replying to @wholemars
    It's beyond idiotic. This is the same lunacy Warren is preaching. WE HAVE A SUPPLY PROBLEM NOT A DEMAND PROBLEM. ECON 101 FFS. More idiot bait for idiot voters at the cost of the country.
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    Kyan
    @Kyantweets
    Jun 30, 2025
    Donald Trump used and betrayed Elon Musk. Fact. Humanoid robots solve the debt issue. Fact. Politics is an absolute black hole. Fact. Listen to your friend Peter Thiel. It's not worth it. $tsla
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    Kyan
    @Kyantweets
    May 28, 2024
    Replying to @unusual_whales
    So our digital borders are as bad as our physical ones.
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    Kyan
    @Kyantweets
    Nov 6, 2024
    Replying to @farzyness
    Elon 100% won this election and saved the country from a one party state. What's insane is that he instinctively accomplished this via buying Twitter in 2022. Without Twitter, we'd have no shot.
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    Kyan
    @Kyantweets
    Jun 6, 2024
    Replying to @historyinmemes
    Pretty cool, but he needed to test a child outside his gene pool for it to be a complete experiment.
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    Kyan
    @Kyantweets
    Jun 5, 2024
    Replying to @HumansNoContext
    Jesus Christ, what's wrong with that car!
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