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Kyle🤖🚀🦭
@KyleMorgenstein
Full of childlike wonder. Teaching robots manners. RL @ Apptronik. UT Austin PhD candidate. Past: Boston Dynamics AI Institute, NASA JPL, MIT ‘20.
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    Kyle🤖🚀🦭
    @KyleMorgenstein
    Apr 17, 2024
    when you argue with me about control theory this is who you’re arguing with
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    Kyle🤖🚀🦭
    @KyleMorgenstein
    Jun 21, 2024
    this is just a taxi. what you’re describing is a taxi. what are we doing here man.
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    Hardeep
    @hardeep_gambhir
    Jun 21, 2024
    Replying to @hardeep_gambhir
    First day, I got out of the Airport and I saw the ‘Uber Zone’. Instead of booking an Uber and finding it, you simply book an Uber and go to the first car in the queue of cars, tell your PIN to the driver and off you go to your destination. No waiting time.
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    Kyle🤖🚀🦭
    @KyleMorgenstein
    May 11, 2024
    big miscalculation on the admin’s part, “the floor is lava and the consequence is jail” is the kind of loony tunes engineering challenge MIT students salivate for
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    Jeff Melnick
    @melnickjeffrey1
    May 10, 2024
    VP of MIT grad union explaining that they are standing on a ladder because they have been banned from setting foot on campus
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    Kyle🤖🚀🦭
    @KyleMorgenstein
    Aug 12, 2024
    public services shouldn’t need to be profitable
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    Rob Miles
    @robertskmiles
    Aug 12, 2024
    Did you know: The US Interstate Highway System has never been profitable in all the time it's been operating. It actually loses an enormous amount of money every year and can only exist because of massive government subsidy
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    Kyle🤖🚀🦭
    @KyleMorgenstein
    Dec 14, 2020
    is my code fast? no. but is it well documented? no. but does it work? also no.
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    Kyle🤖🚀🦭
    @KyleMorgenstein
    Apr 13, 2023
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    NYPD Chief of Transit
    @NYPDTransit
    Apr 12, 2023
    Coming soon! In our effort to capitalize on emerging technology, & to maximize public safety in the subway system, you will soon see our newest rookie, officer K5, patrolling our transit system - offering you an additional layer of security & assistance.
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    Kyle🤖🚀🦭
    @KyleMorgenstein
    Sep 15, 2020
    Overheard in lab meeting: “we can’t build that, I don’t wanna end up on black mirror”
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    Kyle🤖🚀🦭
    @KyleMorgenstein
    Jul 6, 2023
    just received a hall-of-fame email opener
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    Kyle🤖🚀🦭
    @KyleMorgenstein
    Nov 6, 2020
    The south isn’t republican, their voters are just suppressed, oftentimes explicitly. If you see this map and use it to justify feelings of moral superiority, while doing nothing to help dismantle it, you’re allowing yourself to be made complicit in the subjugation of black voters
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    Kyle🤖🚀🦭
    @KyleMorgenstein
    Oct 17, 2021
    ok but what if i started in an hour
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    Kyle🤖🚀🦭
    @KyleMorgenstein
    Apr 12, 2024
    I had a physics elective in college where the professor basically went century by century and made us derive astronomical quantities using only information and techniques available to people of the day. size of the earth, distance to the sun, etc. one of the best classes ever.
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    vittorio
    @IterIntellectus
    Apr 11, 2024
    quick question without modern technology, how would you prove that the sun and moon have different sizes?
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    Kyle🤖🚀🦭
    @KyleMorgenstein
    Jul 25, 2020
    Today during lab meeting one of the grad students (male) was talking about research that he’s working on with an undergrad (female). Whenever the guy made a point, my advisor would stop and ask the undergrad what her opinion was
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    Kyle🤖🚀🦭
    @KyleMorgenstein
    Jun 22, 2024
    Replying to @eiioth
    the drivers get paid worse tho. the whole point was that rideshare apps skirt regulations and protections that drivers otherwise have. it’s cheaper primarily because it siphoned VC money for years without returning any real profit. I’m not sure I would call it a better system.
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    Kyle🤖🚀🦭
    @KyleMorgenstein
    Sep 18, 2024
    that’s crazy. for almost a decade MIT’s course picker was run off a server in a closet in my frat that we built for fun. then a guy in my freshman class made something 10x better and so everyone switched to that. he graduated in 2.5 years and has been at Jane Street ever since.
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    Andrew Beets
    @0beets
    Sep 17, 2024
    NYC's public college system paid Oracle ~$600M to build our course management portal. It's built on top of Oracle's PeopleSoft suite, which they refused to customize without an extra $400M (to hit $1B). New Yorkers got the image below and pay $5M+ / year for *hosting*.
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