Sancho reaching a Champions League Final by refusing to apologise to Ten Hag is the funniest storyline of the season by a mile.
Laurie
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- Only Spurs could give Ipswich their first Premier League win in 20 years in one week then go and smash 4 past City at the Etihad the next 😭😭😂
- Arsenal fans when they lose 4-0 on aggregate and go trophyless for the fifth season in a row but they beat City at the Emirates and told Haaland to “stay humble”. x.com/sivapc/status/…
- United are 16th, trophyless and have zero cash to spend. My childhood prayed for this.
- Just realised that Chelsea are out and I don’t have to watch a fourth Liverpool/Chelsea Wembley final in three years. x.com/sivapc/status/…
- Michael Owen probably has the funniest career ever. Played for five different clubs across almost 20 years and all those fanbases either hate him or couldn’t care less about him. It’s quite the achievement.
- If Sancho had not stuck to his guns and apologised to Ten Hag, he'd be getting 20 minute cameos in draws to Coventry and Burnley. Instead, he's tearing it up in a Champions League semifinal. Best career decision he's ever made.
- Spending £150m on Isak just to play him out of position on the left wing might be one of the stupidest things I’ve seen on this platform.
- Rice seriously shushed the fans after equalising against the side 14th in the league as they sit 15 points behind us. This is what Haaland was talking about. The mentality of that club reeks.
- Nah, when you actually deep that Bellingham is playing Dortmund in a final at Wembley of all places it’s mad. He’s literally Alex Hunter.Jude's story's soooooo fake how's he already playing Dortmund in a UCL final in his first season away
- I know this will be unpopular, but if Sturridge had managed to remain injury free, he would have been England’s starting striker for the past decade, not Kane. He had absolutely everything.Daniel Sturridge scored 30 league goals in his first 37 league games for Liverpool. 🤯🔴🏴
- The most embarrassing, cringeworthy institution in existence and it’s not even close. Everything about them is manufactured.Stay humble, eh
- Alexander-Arnold has 10 PL assists so far, so he's well on course to beat the record of 13 assists by a defender in a single PL season, set by Alexander-Arnold in 19/20, which beat Alexander-Arnold's previous record of 12 assists by a defender in a single PL season in 18/19.
