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Lisa
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Lisa
@LISAMW979
Sexy scientist. Mother of one. Silly.. at times!! Do unto others.. Us Always - @jimmyrhythm LLJ ❤️ DMs ignored.
Joined July 2015
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    Lisa
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    Nov 1, 2022
    Should a husband stand up against his mother when she's being rude to her daughter-in-law?
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    Lisa
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    Jun 27, 2022
    I can't be the only person who has never owned a pair of Crocs, right?
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    Lisa
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    Jul 11, 2024
    I can’t be the only person who has never owned a pair of Crocs, right?
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    Lisa
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    Apr 25, 2024
    Someone really thinks these belong in the household decorations in a thrift store. 😳😂
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    Lisa
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    Sep 6, 2022
    No makeup, sunburned and tired. Sexy! 😂
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    Lisa
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    Dec 12, 2018
    I lost my car chapstick and now my purse chapstick is in my office and my office chapstick is in my car and my whole life is messed up.
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    Lisa
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    Feb 9, 2018
    #SignsYouveBecomeYourParents Worry about everyone until I know they're home safe.
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    Lisa
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    Jan 23, 2022
    My sister left us last night. She is no longer in pain and struggling to breathe. It helps us knowing that she did not die alone. We were able to bring her home, as she asked, to be with all of her family. Thank you all for the prayers and messages. ❤️
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    Lisa
    @LISAMW979
    Feb 10, 2020
    Don't wait for people to smile, show them how...
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    Lisa
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    Nov 6, 2022
    #JustAFunFactAboutMe I am very talented! lol
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    Lisa
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    Nov 10, 2017
    #ImSoOldSchoolThat I still believe a man should open doors for a lady.
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    Lisa
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    May 21, 2025
    Mood today. My mean face. 😂
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    Lisa
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    Nov 7, 2019
    #IMustBeOldBecause instead of head shoulders, knees and toes, it's wallet, glasses, keys and phone.
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    Lisa
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    Mar 8, 2023
    #OnceYouHitACertainAge the gray appears!
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