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Lady Demosthenes
@LadyDemosthenes
A klutzy, quixotic bundle of witticisms, worries, and wanderlust. I’m just here to giggle, mostly at myself.
In the clouds so I'm told
Joined September 2009
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    Lady Demosthenes
    @LadyDemosthenes
    Jul 7, 2023
    Puck’s monologue, revised for Twitter: If my tweets have you offended, Imagine this, and all is mended, That you have but stumbled here While these musing did appear. And this fun but idle thread, Should not fill you now with dread, Tweeps, do not reprehend: if you
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    Lady Demosthenes
    @LadyDemosthenes
    Jan 1, 2025
    The day before yesterday we came home to find a post-it note on our door from the former resident of our townhouse. We’ve been renting this place since April It said her name and said to expect four packages sent to her, sent here by accident, and to call her when they arrived
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    Lady Demosthenes
    @LadyDemosthenes
    Nov 28, 2024
    I’ve never been in charge of Thanksgiving dinner. Ever. I’ve helped, I’ve stirred, I’ve brought a side or two. But the main course was usually made by family or friends. Today, I roasted my first turkey, and made EVERYTHING that goes with it. I’m REALLY proud of myself. Tom is
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    Lady Demosthenes
    @LadyDemosthenes
    Jan 1, 2025
    Replying to @LadyDemosthenes
    Taped the tract on the packaging and sent her a text. “One package arrived late last night. It’s on my front porch. PS: the police officer was unnecessary.” All she said was “thanks.” I was GOING to let her know when ALL FOUR arrived. But nope. Now she can make four different
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    Lady Demosthenes
    @LadyDemosthenes
    Aug 6, 2024
    Aw man. Now I need an inspirational science fiction western.
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    Lady Demosthenes
    @LadyDemosthenes
    Jan 9, 2025
    Well, I was going to wait until the second trimester, but we can use the prayer since I’m an older mom! It looks like our little family is getting a little bigger! Trust me, no one was more surprised than us! C is thrilled because baby waved at him today 🥰
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    Lady Demosthenes
    @LadyDemosthenes
    Jul 7, 2024
    Always remember
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    Lady Demosthenes
    @LadyDemosthenes
    Mar 25, 2025
    Replying to @dohertyjackk and @FearedBuck
    The way you speak to her, the police officers, and her friend in this video doesn’t make you look good. Anyone who watches this would believe her.
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    Lady Demosthenes
    @LadyDemosthenes
    Jan 24, 2021
    My whole political philosophy is I just want to be left alone. No party wants to give this to me and it’s frustrating.
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    Lady Demosthenes
    @LadyDemosthenes
    May 1, 2023
    Replying to @AMAZlNGNATURE and @DukeLemurCenter
    Zoboomafoo!!!!
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    Lady Demosthenes
    @LadyDemosthenes
    Jul 20, 2023
    I got the job!!!! I start August 16th!
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    Lady Demosthenes
    @LadyDemosthenes
    Sep 10, 2024
    Replying to @whignewtons
    How did you GET the cart? Abandon the babies in the car to grab the cart?
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    Lady Demosthenes
    @LadyDemosthenes
    Jan 1, 2025
    Replying to @LadyDemosthenes
    You don’t ask a favor of a stranger and then send a uniformed police officer in his police car to their doorstep. I asked him “is it within my right to just write ‘return to sender’ and drop this off at the post office.” (Tom’s eyebrows went up! I’m not usually this rude) 4/
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    Lady Demosthenes
    @LadyDemosthenes
    May 6, 2023
    MRI came back, the mass is benign!! Praise God!
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