I'm 50 today. That's the post.
LaydyDragonfly
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LaydyDragonfly
@LaydyDragonfly
I speak in memes, movie quotes, song lyrics, and punchlines.
My love language is sarcasm.
Happily married 20+yrs. ❤️
ohio
Joined March 2009
- Replying to @ingelramdecoucyOh crap. I ALSO drove a car! And I'm of some German descent! Woe is me!
- Replying to @sappholives83oh? you're almost realizing that all we want is for you to STOP SNEAKING UP ON WOMEN WITH YOUR SURPRISE PENIS!
- Replying to @HazelAppleyardthe first time my daughter made mashed potatoes, she accidentally put 1/8 CUP of salt instead of TSP. i literally did everything to try to enjoy them. shredded cheese, sour cream, steak sauce, liquid smoke, parmesan, etc. NEVER thought to make her feel bad about it. AH.
- Replying to @CNviolationsthe nuggets. NOT the children. microwave the NUGGETS.
- Replying to @HazelAppleyardand completely missed the weather thing too 🤣🤣🤣
- Replying to @akafaceUSPlease tell me Kamala didn't sleep with Howard Stern.
- If your father is still around, thank him for me. My son was born without a hand and if it wasn't for the kindness and generosity of the Shriner's, we wouldn't have had access to prosthetics from an early age. 🫶
- Replying to @cheerfulclipswhat a beautiful little girl! and an amazing mom. she's doing a great job!
- Replying to @RigoIrizarrynobody says what's on everyone's mind quite like you do. 🫶
- Replying to @WTNH🎶You picked a fine time to leave me, loose seal...🎶
- Replying to @TrooperBenKsThe way you describe the process is heartbreaking, but I know that if ever I have to receive such news, I'd want it to be delivered by someone like you. You stay safe out there, too, tonight. ❤️
