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Lazy
@LazyJam
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Southend-on-Sea, East
Joined February 2009
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    Lazy
    @LazyJam
    Aug 7, 2022
    Dad’s taking the divorce well…
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    Lazy
    @LazyJam
    Dec 31, 2024
    Matey here trying to change the clutch on a pack of Salmon
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    Dookist
    @DookistAgain
    Dec 31, 2024
    It has just taken me FIFTEEN MINUTES to open this pack of salmon. Surely there MUST be an easier way?! @Tesco
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    Lazy
    @LazyJam
    Oct 28, 2024
    Fair play to the bloke if he made it through the whole date, grim
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    Der GM 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇩🇪
    @GM1872_
    Oct 27, 2024
    She’s absolutely fuming ain’t she. Toe curling stuff
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    non aesthetic things
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    non aesthetic things
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    Lazy
    @LazyJam
    Jul 27, 2025
    Lost count the number of times I’ve said to someone ‘yeah sounds great, I’ll give it a go’ about a tv series then just never ended up giving it a go
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    Lazy
    @LazyJam
    Apr 4, 2025
    That is some thumb
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    Lazy
    @LazyJam
    Dec 1, 2024
    Releasing statements after having a few too many beers at the football
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    Lazy
    @LazyJam
    Jun 11, 2025
    ‘Fancy a game of 7-a-side later mate?’ Yeah go on then, what times kick off?! ‘9.15pm mate, that alright?’ Class that, can’t wait.. see you over there
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    Lazy
    @LazyJam
    Jun 4, 2025
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    BBC News (UK)
    @BBCNews
    Jun 4, 2025
    Madeleine McCann search 18 years on may be too late bbc.in/3ZNaKGF
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    Lazy
    @LazyJam
    May 30, 2024
    Can we stop making thick people famous please
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    IFN
    @IfnBoxing
    May 30, 2024
    ‼️ Beavo responds to Luke Littler as Luke showed interest in boxing him 🥊🗣️
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    Lazy
    @LazyJam
    Mar 14, 2025
    This bloke has been a one man advert for gambling awareness this week 😂😂😂
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    Stephen R Power
    @racingblogger
    Mar 14, 2025
    I’ve done my bollocks at Cheltenham!! 🥺 #CheltenhamFestival
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    Lazy
    @LazyJam
    May 28, 2024
    Tuesday
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    Lazy
    @LazyJam
    May 6, 2024
    Genuinely is the worst dinner I’ve seen in my whole entire fucking life
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    Thomas Skinner ⚒
    @iamtomskinner
    May 6, 2024
    Dinner time in the Skinner house! And I’ve cooked a lovely bit of rainbow trout cooked in garlic lemon & butter for everyone! The baby twins are trying it tonight for the 1st run. Fingers crossed they love it as much as I do! Bosh❤️
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    Lazy
    @LazyJam
    Jun 8, 2024
    The Euro 2024 anthem has landed
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    Lazy
    @LazyJam
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