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Paul

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Paul

@LeftySeparatist

Husband and Daddy. Celtic FC🍀. Dissolve the Union 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿. Fuck Farage and Trump. Big fan of cheese on toast. Bald. Think that just about covers it.

Scotland

Joined June 2015

Paul
@LeftySeparatist
Oct 16, 2025
It’s an absolute disgrace that Maccabi Tel Aviv fans won’t be allowed to attend Villa Park to watch their team play😡 I say let them in then, once the game is finished, lock the doors for 2 years, close the food stalls, cut the electricity and flatten their homes. Fair’s fair🤷‍♂️
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Paul
@LeftySeparatist
Apr 14, 2024
The absolute dregs of society and everything that’s wrong with this shithole of an island👇🏻
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Paul
@LeftySeparatist
Mar 7, 2025
First they came for Yaxley Lennon and I did not speak out. Then they came for Rupert Lowe and I did not speak out. Then they came for Reform and I did not speak out cos I was too busy pissing myself laughing at the flagshagging gammons having the mother of all meltdowns🤯😂
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Paul
@LeftySeparatist
Aug 4, 2024
It’s an absolute disgrace that the Daily Mail have doxxed Yaxley-Lennon’s location as the Atlantica Mare Village in Ayia Napa, Cyprus. Can this patriot not just enjoy his holiday at the Atlantica Mare Village in Ayia Napa, Cyprus?🥺
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Paul
@LeftySeparatist
Jun 15, 2024
There’s something seriously fucking wrong with this shithole of an island. #TroopingTheColour #AbolishTheMonarchy #NotMyKing
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Paul
@LeftySeparatist
Aug 21, 2025
If i were this woman, I’d probably come out of prison and keep my head down and my trap shut but you just know she’s going to be filmed with a megaphone in her hand at Gammonfest on the 13th of September, wanging on like she’s Nelson fucking Mandela. #lucyconnelly
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Paul
@LeftySeparatist
Oct 17, 2025
Replying to @LeftySeparatist
Jeez, this has really upset the genocide supporters, hasn’t it? Listen, cut me some slack. At the time I posted it, I wasn’t aware that Villa Park had actually been promised to you 3000 years ago😏
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Paul
@LeftySeparatist
Jul 23, 2023
Dear fucknuggets, Johnson did not nearly die of Covid. Trump did not win the 2020 election. Immigrants are not stealing your jobs. Chemtrails are not real. Dan Wooton is not a persecuted victim. The earth is not flat. You’re all fucking idiots🤦🏼‍♂️
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Paul
@LeftySeparatist
Jan 25, 2024
Hey, Yoons and flagshaggers👋🏻 How you all reacting to the news that Nicola Sturgeon called your useless, sack of shit hero a “fucking clown?” Get well soon, lads😂
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Paul
@LeftySeparatist
Oct 20, 2025
Replying to @Iromg
On Sunday night, as I was busy growing concrete on my allotment, some very nasty fairies broke into my house and did a racism on my Facebook page. Obviously, I am mortified by this and, going forward, will be installing super strong anti-fairy locks on my front door.
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Paul
@LeftySeparatist
Jul 12, 2024
Hey, English flagshaggers and gammons👋🏻 Still wondering why every country outside of England (and a few kneebending, unionist Scots) want your team to get fucking scudded on Sunday? Well, wonder no more. Here’s the reception a Celtic fan got from one of yours in Germany👇🏻
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Paul
@LeftySeparatist
May 2, 2024
“I once introduced voter ID legislation when I was PM, then I turned up to the polling station with my name and address printed on the front of an envelope and tried to pass it off as legitimate ID cos I’m a blithering fucking idiot.” #LocalElections2024
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Paul
@LeftySeparatist
May 30, 2024
Yaaaaas! Lock the dirty fucking rapist up!! #LockHimUp
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Paul
@LeftySeparatist
Feb 1, 2024
Imagine, for a moment, you had to conjure up an image of a kneebending, cap doffing, subservient, arse licking, traitorous, little quisling. Imagine no more, my friends. I present to you the national embarrassment that is Alister Jack. Step forward and take a bow, ya rat bastard.
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