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Dave
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- Periods are the only time you guys know exactly what you want to eat.i hate periods. i am craving pizza and steers at the same time 😭
- Forgetting your lip moisturizer at homeThis Post is from an account that no longer exists. Learn more
- Receiving selfies really is top 4, imagine someone being like “You like me? I like that you like me. Here, look at my nice face” and you feel honoured, then you gas them then they feel extra good about themselves and everyone wins.
- I haaaate Gospel music. Not the message, but actual music. I don’t feel bad. God didn’t say it’s his official music, humans decided. For all we know God smaaks deep house
00:00what cover is undoubtedly better than the original version?- 1. Medication naps 2. Post sex naps 3. Got shit to do & no time to nap naps 4. Itis naps 5. I still got 20 mins before my alarm rings napsWhat’s ya top 5 types of naps?
- Deleting the conversation to trick your mind into forgetting that you got ignored >>
- Res tactics when we’re over 30. Cyril you did thisGuys, eat before going out for drinks. Nothing ruins a bill like food
- Rabada wants us to call him the greatest Protea of all time. He thinks I can’t see him
- Hardest working player in the game. Never seen somebody cover so much ground so rapidly, so tirelessly. EliteAge-restricted adult content. This content might not be appropriate for people under 18 years old. To view this media, you’ll need to log in to X. Learn more
- In the parts that only sing the last 2 verses of the national anthem
