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Longswordwife โ˜…
@Longswordwife
manic pixie sword girl ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ
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    Longswordwife โ˜…
    @Longswordwife
    Sep 8, 2025
    reminds me of that one post where they tried to make the worst possible volume slider
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    Voicu Apostol
    @cerpow
    Sep 8, 2025
    ใ€ฐ๏ธ Jelly Slider
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    Longswordwife โ˜…
    @Longswordwife
    May 19, 2025
    yes guys, at great cost to myself and my personal relationships, I changed my gender to participate in women's events for a niche combat sport. I've been taking estrogen for 2 years so I could get a little metal circle. they're just letting me get away with it.
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    Longswordwife โ˜…
    @Longswordwife
    May 18, 2025
    GOLD MEDAL IN WOMEN'S LONGSWORD
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    Longswordwife โ˜…
    @Longswordwife
    Jun 30, 2024
    pride has come and gone and i didnt do anything c:
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    Longswordwife โ˜…
    @Longswordwife
    Oct 11, 2025
    WOKE BENCH WOKE BENCH
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    Longswordwife โ˜…
    @Longswordwife
    Jul 29, 2025
    finally gay bowser
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    Longswordwife โ˜…
    @Longswordwife
    Oct 30, 2025
    you're telling me there's been a green woman this whole time
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    Thorne ๐Ÿ
    @ThorneChan
    Oct 29, 2025
    4 years ago, I dressed as an Orc for the 1st time ๐Ÿ’š
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    Longswordwife โ˜…
    @Longswordwife
    Mar 14, 2025
    c1s people will call being trans a fetish and then show up to the gym and do this
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    HOW THINGS WORK
    @HowThingsWork_
    Mar 12, 2025
    This workout routine is incredible. Talk about working every muscle...๐Ÿ’ช Credit:๐Ÿ“ฝ๏ธIrina_rak3
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    Longswordwife โ˜…
    @Longswordwife
    Jul 27, 2025
    the French communist party failed because this room was too cool and they never did government or ran for office because they never wanted to leave this cool ass room
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    Federico Italiano
    @FedeItaliano76
    Jul 26, 2025
    French Communist Party Headquarters designed by Oscar Niemeyer (1980)
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    Longswordwife โ˜…
    @Longswordwife
    Nov 9, 2024
    buying a truck in 2022 // selling it in 2024
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    Longswordwife โ˜…
    @Longswordwife
    Jun 20, 2025
    noooo sweatyyy don't take up arms against your oppressors that's so male coded haha you should be a good little girl and render yourself completely defenseless against the increasingly violent fascist stat
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    Longswordwife โ˜…
    @Longswordwife
    May 18, 2025
    GOLD MEDAL IN WOMEN'S LONGSWORD
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    Longswordwife โ˜…
    @Longswordwife
    Jun 18, 2025
    do we not have the term "bears" anymore? has queer discourse moved so fast that the younger generations are forgetting our foundational jargon???
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    Longswordwife โ˜…
    @Longswordwife
    Nov 8, 2025
    So he can use his iphone
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    Medieval Diesel
    @TimothyEveland
    Nov 8, 2025
    How 12th-century chainmail mittens come on and off
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    Longswordwife โ˜…
    @Longswordwife
    Apr 28, 2025
    sometimes dysphoria feels like this
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    cake ๐Ÿ„
    @cake_hoarder
    Apr 28, 2025
    this minigame scared me as a kid
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