Replying to @amruthapotnuru
straight men try to fuck lesbians way more often than straight women try to fuck gay guys
lord kinbote
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- Replying to @not12xdid he unlock the door or just sit there staring
- Replying to @regimiro_this looks like that flirting thing girls do where they pretend to be bad at something easy to inflate a guy's ego
- Replying to @adamndsmithhe's texting his parole officer he has to let her know where he is on the hour
- americans love to say "i hate corporate landlords" then move to new york city
- Replying to @arguablysomayathat's from 1971 you fucking moron. they didn't have cellphones
- Replying to @HSTrumaniacoriginal tweet is funny because he looks exactly like one of the most famous sitcom actors in history
- Replying to @spookydoodytactor who plays harry will be in his seventies by the time they get to the last book
- Replying to @dindle_pretty funny i can tell you're a man just from this tweet
- Replying to @TheJakeneutronit's funny every one of these posts ends like "and of courss you can imagine what it would be like if it was good"
- Replying to @USA_Comradethis is so awesome because to understand it you need to know that a guy named edgar allen poe wrote a poem 150 years ago called the raven but you also cannot under any circumstance have read the raven
- Replying to @egoMamba and @DiscussingFilmall in the name of preventing spoilers, which they have yet to successfully do even once
- Replying to @souljagoyteller and @souljagoytellemmalcolm gladwell covered it in an episode of his podcast, which is appealing to libertarian republicans due to their religious devotion to the art of contrarianism
