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Lordie 
@Lordie__
Email : [email protected] “Everybody knows, Lordie makes the best shows” #UnclePain #FivePoundMunch #Science4DaManndem
Costa Del Croydon
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    Lordie 
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    Jun 18, 2017
    Just got something for my muthafucking Hero, Seun who saved my Sis & my niece. I owe him everything ❤️
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    Lordie 
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    May 25, 2022
    Matching blazer & Total 90’s = 10/10 on the drip meter 😎
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    Lordie 
    @Lordie__
    Oct 28, 2019
    Free Up The Mandem 🏃‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️🚓
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    Lordie 
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    Jun 7, 2023
    Smithy Boy dropped the most iconic freestyle the UK had ever seen at the age of 13.
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    Jun 5, 2023
    Elon Musk read the entire encyclopedia at the age of 9.
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    Lordie 
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    Aug 15, 2024
    Bossman is doing breakfast deals, 2 single cigarettes and a bottle of boost for £2.50p 👍
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    Lordie 
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    Jan 10, 2024
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    NFR Podcast
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    Jan 9, 2024
    What’s the Best Rap Song that You Can’t Find on Streaming?
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    Lordie 
    @Lordie__
    Mar 13, 2022
    The new Greggs Air SteakBake 1s are 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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    Lordie 
    @Lordie__
    Dec 7, 2022
    Haters will say this pic ain’t real
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    Lordie 
    @Lordie__
    Dec 22, 2018
    My boy got this BIG BOY flat but he couldn’t afford the rent, so he rented out a room to a girl but they started sexing & now she’s he’s ‘girl’ & she lives rent free & he’s got to pay the full rent & buy her presents. He’s fucked 😃
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    Lordie 
    @Lordie__
    Dec 2, 2018
    Do you still miss the old taste of orange Lucozade?
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    Lordie 
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    Mar 26, 2019
    Crackheads live longer than Vegans
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    Lordie 
    @Lordie__
    May 26, 2019
    Hey twitter, Me & my Dad have started shotting 7 cigarettes for £5.00 to school kids in the park. Please RT our new business as our next customer might be on your TL. Thank you 🙏🏾
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    Lordie 
    @Lordie__
    Sep 7, 2022
    The police never ‘accidentally’ shoot dead child abusers, peadofiles or rapists
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    Lordie 
    @Lordie__
    Jan 22, 2021
    Matt Hancock slid £30 million of Government money to his boy that runs a pub
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