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Louis Peitzman
@LouisPeitzman
Mary Testa once said I was great. Bylines: NY Times, Vulture, Time, BuzzFeed. [email protected]
New York, NY
louispeitzman.substack.com
Born September 27
Joined February 2009
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    Louis Peitzman
    @LouisPeitzman
    Aug 3, 2014
    I'm sorry.
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    Louis Peitzman
    @LouisPeitzman
    Dec 11, 2022
    Do you think Devil Wears Prada was supposed to be aspirational.
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    Louis Peitzman
    @LouisPeitzman
    Oct 9, 2024
    Horror is the most consistent genre for social commentary, and whenever there's a trend like this, you can almost always look to two years prior to see what inspired it.
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    joe
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    Oct 9, 2024
    2024 being the year of insane birthing sequences
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    Louis Peitzman
    @LouisPeitzman
    Dec 11, 2022
    Is it that serious.
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    Variety
    @Variety
    Dec 11, 2022
    "During #Elvis, I didn't see my family for about three years," Austin Butler tells Janelle Monáe. "I had months where I wouldn't talk to anybody, and when I did, the only thing I was ever thinking about was Elvis." wp.me/pc8uak-1lBPlX
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    Louis Peitzman
    @LouisPeitzman
    Apr 29, 2020
    We all agree that March was six years long and April has lasted six minutes, right? Can we get some sort of explanation on that. Genuinely baffled by how elastic time is right now, but more by how we seem to be experiencing it in similar ways.
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    Louis Peitzman
    @LouisPeitzman
    May 20, 2019
    Now that Game of Thrones is over, what will people who didn’t watch Game of Thrones brag about?
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    Louis Peitzman
    @LouisPeitzman
    Mar 10, 2024
    This is extremely unfair. Some of us think the pic is fake but aren’t fans of the royals. Language matters.
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    Page Six
    New York Post
    @PageSix
    Mar 10, 2024
    Royal fans convinced that Kate Middleton’s ‘new’ post-surgery family pic is fake: ‘Looks like AI’ trib.al/LCB7gMq
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    Louis Peitzman
    @LouisPeitzman
    Jul 12, 2024
    Yes we call them Kennedys.
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    Louis Staples
    @LouisStaples
    Jul 12, 2024
    Is there a specific word for this type of hot educated American aesthetic… we definitely don’t have these in the UK 😭
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    Louis Peitzman
    @LouisPeitzman
    Dec 5, 2022
    What happened to their baby.
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    Louis Peitzman
    @LouisPeitzman
    Jul 2, 2021
    I...
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    Louis Peitzman
    @LouisPeitzman
    May 2, 2023
    Thought this was Fran, which is the highest compliment I can offer.
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    ilana kaplan
    @lanikaps
    May 1, 2023
    anne hathaway giving met gala mob wife
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    Louis Peitzman
    @LouisPeitzman
    Aug 28, 2022
    Experiencing this live was generation-defining. People died.
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    Louis Peitzman
    @LouisPeitzman
    Feb 13, 2019
    I’m sorry, I just found out the last message sent by the Mars rover was “my battery is low and it is getting dark,” so now I have to spend the rest of the day watching WALL-E and sobbing.
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    Louis Peitzman
    @LouisPeitzman
    Apr 16, 2020
    Release the full hour of footage.
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    ABC7 Eyewitness News
    @ABC7
    Apr 15, 2020
    Move over, pizza rat. 🍕 A Philadelphia woman found a groundhog outside of her home munching on a piece of pizza for over an hour, completely unfazed by her two dogs. abc7.la/2RFTO1N
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