I want to cryyyyy. I was on a zoom and I accidentally unmuted while on the phone saying “should I get a black cat and call it ‘lil nigga?’. The host said “hello? Is that a question?”. I ran out of the room sooo fast. Father God in heavennnnn.
Sam-Rae🖤
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Sam-Rae🖤
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- Mariah was just minding her business & now her kids have 30 siblings. Kmt.
- I’ll go weeks with no plans then suddenly I’m busy every weekend for 2 months straight.
- Certain friends of mine can never ever ever leave my life. I will move into the house next door if they try it.
- Your child is 'dead to you' because of tattoo but that uncle that molested your daughter is still invited to Christmas dinners. You hate to see it.
- One time I left concealer in a guys car. When he came to drop it, he went to his boot to pull out a collection of fallen lipglosses, bobby pins, lip liners, hair bands etc. That was a body per item plus added chest pain.
- Increasing the temperature bit by bit during your shower to see how much your body can take >>>
GIF - One time a guy I was seeing was moving mad off with me. He didn’t have twitter but one day whilst I was trying to get to the bottom of it he said: “I’ve preed your Twitter everyday since I met you. One time you were crying on the phone to me but typing LOOOOOL to ppl on twitter”
- IKEA will give you an Allen key & a book of hieroglyphics then tell you to fight for your life.
- It’s literally impossible for women to snore. Snoring is caused by Adam’s apples. Hope this helps xGirls really hate to admit they snore 😂😂😂😂
- One time I faked died in front of Micah to see what he would do and he said “oh no, mummy died”. Then SAT ON MY HEAD and continued playing on his iPad. I taught him how to dial 999 that day.
- I miss the days when you could crush maggi cubes with your fingers. Now it’s like they’re made out of concrete.
- Except taking bins out. That’s for the boys 🙏🏾teach your kids that cleaning and cooking are basic life skills. not gender roles.
