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mattie lubchansky
@Lubchansky
best-selling and award-winning comics idiot, beautiful giantess / also @nogodsnomayors
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    mattie lubchansky
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    Jul 29, 2025
    my new book is out today. it's about separatism and utopia and bodily autonomy and cults and capital and love and revolution and nature and sex and all the things we owe to each other. I'm so proud and excited for you to read it. i hope you do. simplicitybook.xyz
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    mattie lubchansky
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    Apr 26, 2021
    having two cats instead of one is more expensive and double the pain in the ass but occasionally they'll be sitting kind of near each other in a room i walk into and i'll get to say "oh, hey guys" and in that moment it's worth it
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    mattie lubchansky
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    Jan 23, 2023
    i think it's so cool that every CEO at every company suddenly decided exactly five to seven percent of their workforce needed to not work anymore. what a weird coincidence
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    mattie lubchansky
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    Feb 26, 2025
    ok i take it all back. corporate pride was good
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    mattie lubchansky
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    Mar 12, 2020
    i love getting an email every 3 hours that's like BED BATH AND BEYOND'S COVID-19 PREPAREDNESS
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    mattie lubchansky
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    Aug 29, 2022
    every couple months a tech company will re-invent something we already have like a bus or a sailboat but more evil. congrats to these dopes for somehow doing that for the concept of Gorillaz
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    mattie lubchansky
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    Mar 13, 2023
    austin butler experienced complete ego death and is, to this day, letting the ghost of elvis drive him around like a ratatouille. and for what
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    mattie lubchansky
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    Aug 8, 2020
    i love that the geniuses of the police department with all their military surplus crap can be rendered completely neutral with some shit from the fourth century BC
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    Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell)
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    Aug 8, 2020
    Wow. The cops have no idea what to do about the organized shield wall in Portland tonight.
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    mattie lubchansky
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    Jan 15, 2025
    maybe the most instructive images of american life ever produced
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    mattie lubchansky
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    Jan 1, 2022
    uninventing the printing press to reintroduce the scarcity of texts so only the clergy has access to my precious woodcuttings of an ape smoking a huge j
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    medved
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    @mattmedved
    Jan 1, 2022
    Literature NFTs will change the world.
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    mattie lubchansky
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    Dec 31, 2021
    planning on becoming even stupider in the new year. more of a bitch as well. please update your files
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    mattie lubchansky
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    Jan 11, 2020
    *sending an email* haha take that you absolute mother fucker *receiving an email* ah shit! fuck! what the fuck!!!!!!!! shit!
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    mattie lubchansky
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    Jan 17, 2019
    when i am emailed for any reason whatsoever
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    mattie lubchansky
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    Oct 26, 2025
    i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling
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