Just giving the @metpoliceuk a heads up. Feel free to kneel on my neck or give me a good old fashioned beating if you catch me carrying a knife👍🏻.
Matt Heywood
5,866 posts
Matt Heywood
@M5Heywood
Ex pro footballer for Burnley, Swindon, Bristol City, Brentford and Grimsby. Currently deliver letters on behalf of His Majesty the King.
Cirencester, Gloucestershire
Joined January 2014
- Having battled depression for years I’d let the big old frame get a bit flabby through excess booze and food. 7 months ago I decided to sort myself out and I’ve shifted 4 stone. I’m still miserable as fuck but at least my 6 pack is back🤪
- 12 yrs ago @BrentfordFC had donkeys like me playing for them😂. Tonight the Premier League is 1 game away. An amazing achievement regardless of tonight’s result.🤞🏻⚽️ 🐝
- I’ve said it before, but the fact I was voted #Brentford #Bees player of the season only 15 years ago makes me chuckle🤣. I’ve been a Postie for 10 years and the 🐝 are smashing top 10 finishes in the Premier League and are west Londons top club🥳🔴⚫️⚪️ @BrentfordFC #crazy
- If you want a guide to judge how far @BrentfordFC have come in recent years then this is it………I was lucky enough to be voted Player of the year in 07/08! #crazy #bees #progress
- Replying to @eurofootcomIt’s sportsmanship that’s for sure. Professionalism means you do your job for your employers and try to score! Surely??
- There are actual people giving Raheem Sterling stick for going home when armed robbers have raided his house when his family were in!🤷🏼♂️. It’s only football you fucking melts! 🤬
- Replying to @fessholeThe fact you refer to them as Notts Forest says everything about the relationship!
- I genuinely think that any one of the other 68 million people in the UK would’ve done a better job than John Sheridan!
- It’s pretty obvious that #STFC are going down under Sheridan. When he does speak it’s toxic negative crap or he hides from the press like a child! He’s taken a group of players and shot them to bits🤯 #Toxic #BritneySpears
- Big Tom should be up Old Town tonight getting stuck into booze and birds! Bloody COVID. #broadbent #stfc #poxford 🍺🔴⚽️
- Replying to @OllieHolt22 and @MailSportThat’s like saying if your Mrs prefers a good banging rather than soft love making then she has something missing in her life! 2 great players, different ways of getting an orgasm!
- I went and got myself another one of those daughter thingymabobs last night❤️
- A month ago @Official_STFC were in deep 💩. Now with a new owner, manager, director of football and about 10 new signings you’re telling me there’s a chance. If they don’t get promoted then blame @Mildy_13 for not getting the 4 lads fit enough in pre season! #onwardsandupwards ⚽️
