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Carcajou Ghibelline
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Carcajou Ghibelline
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    Carcajou Ghibelline
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    Sep 11, 2025
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    Carcajou Ghibelline
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    Nov 2, 2025
    Fond memory of being 16 and using this image to explain to my parents how come they only find unwashed dishes.
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    Carcajou Ghibelline
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    Jan 17, 2023
    Something I will never forgive "soyjack" is that they villified being genuinely excited about something, no matter how small. Nowadays if you react like this to anything you get turned into a reaction image and placed over news articles by people who never felt joy.
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    Carcajou Ghibelline
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    Dec 8, 2024
    For almost 30 years now I've been watching people who "avoid sugar for a healthy life" disintegrate into old, decrepit, barely-moving vegetables; while people who ate sweets thrived. At some point you have to admit that sugar isn't the problem here. Something adjacent to it is.
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    Nithya Shri
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    Dec 6, 2024
    Sugar in your blood is called diabetes. Sugar in your brain is called dementia. Sugar in your teeth is called cavities. Sugar in your liver is called fatty liver. Sugar in your cells is oxidative stress. Sugar on your skin is called aging. Avoid sugar for a healthy life.
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    Sugar is metabolised into blood glucose, which supplies energy to the brain and every cell in the body. An extreme low in available blood glucose is called Hypoglycemia which, if left untreated, may result in coma or death. hms.harvard.edu/news-events/pu… cdc.gov/diabetes/diabe…
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    Carcajou Ghibelline
    @MAWKVLT
    Mar 6, 2024
    Did you know that the IRS has contingencies for continuing taxation in case of Total Nuclear War?
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    Jakob Eirich
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    Mar 5, 2024
    Post-apocalyptic tax men
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    Carcajou Ghibelline
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    Jan 16, 2025
    Much of European bonding is two people going "Our ancestors used to rape and kill each other" and then laughing about it.
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    Paul Antonopoulos
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    Jan 15, 2025
    Turkish tourist to Transylvania receives an ā€œimpaled Ottomansā€ dessert when eating at ā€œCasa Vlad Dracul.ā€
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    Carcajou Ghibelline
    @MAWKVLT
    May 21, 2025
    "My only... regret in life... is not killing more people..." "But you never killed anyone." "You just had to rub it in." *flatline*
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    Carcajou Ghibelline
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    Nov 2, 2025
    Replying to @DrBlackmoore
    My father knows who he is and my mother knows who she married, therefore they got a rather unsurprizing result.
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    Carcajou Ghibelline
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    Nov 13, 2024
    Little bit off the landing zone.
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    Carcajou Ghibelline
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    Jun 5, 2022
    character design tip
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    Carcajou Ghibelline
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    Oct 19, 2023
    What are you forgetting?
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    Carcajou Ghibelline
    @MAWKVLT
    Sep 27, 2025
    6 year-old me saw this and went "Literally me"
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    Carcajou Ghibelline
    @MAWKVLT
    Sep 3, 2024
    Boxer goate
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    Carcajou Ghibelline
    @MAWKVLT
    Dec 8, 2024
    Replying to @MAWKVLT
    Sure whatever, avoid sugar. Eat fakeout lab research chemical sweetners instead and we'll see how far that takes you. I'll stick to sugar cane and chocolate.
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