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michael 4
@MICHAELF0UR
phoning it in.
- a girl just caught me staring at her very buff tatted man and rolled her eyes at me…. bitch keep him in the house then
- me watching delta work guess all the diet cokes right in the blind taste test
- there is a guy at my gym who i think is so beautiful that one time i saw him completely naked in the locker room and i actually teared up on my way out
- over a thousand girls in my mentions calling me a f@g and telling me to k!ll myself twitter is soo back i live for you divas
- just hooked up with a guy in the club bathroom and after we walked out he high fived me….. i love dumb gay guys
- you guys please pray for my family… they’re fine but i’m about to show up to christmas with a nasty attitude
- i need more gay guys to start building soccer bodies… thin arms, tiny waists with a bubble butt and quads that could crack my skull open
- bottoms will make you write essays about what you’ll do to them just to respond “🥺oh yeah?”
