Awake Not Woke (@MagaGarbageGuy) / X

Awake Not Woke

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Awake Not Woke

@MagaGarbageGuy

Stop falling for the political theater. NEITHER side gives a shit.

Michigan, USA

Joined October 2022

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@MagaGarbageGuy
Apr 17, 2025
Guys... Here are a few facts before you DM me: - I'm not sending you my picture. Ever. - I don't give a f*ck about the stock market. I invest in gold and silver. Period. - No I will not send you any money. - I'm 37 years old, straight, white, and single. None of those things
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@MagaGarbageGuy
Nov 13, 2024
Replying to @ProjectConstitu and @AOC
Trump's plan for illegal aliens path to citizenship: 1. Get deported. 2. Apply for citizenship through LEGAL channels. There ya go @AOC. So simple that even you can understand it.
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@MagaGarbageGuy
Feb 28, 2025
Replying to @piersmorgan
Piers, with respect, Zelensky(y?) needed two things when he walked in that office today: A - A heaping dose of reality B - Some humility He got both, in spades. If he's looking for a forever war so he can keep lining his pockets for his next Italian villa, he came to the wrong
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@MagaGarbageGuy
Mar 30, 2023
Replying to @philthatremains
Shocking, right?
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@MagaGarbageGuy
Nov 13, 2024
Replying to @ChuckCallesto
One last "Fuck you" to Trump courtesy of Cocaine Mitch McConnell. Can't wait to primary that shit bag. Along with anyone else not supporting @SenRickScott
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@MagaGarbageGuy
Apr 25, 2023
Replying to @HillaryClinton
Our DEMOCRACY? We live in a Constitutional Republic. I know you would love it if people forgot that fact, considering that pesky Constitution keeps getting in the way of all of your "plans". Now please, go away forever.
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@MagaGarbageGuy
Jan 16, 2024
Replying to @simonateba
They would have done worse has they been able to get him out of that cruiser. Absolutely justified.
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@MagaGarbageGuy
Jan 2, 2024
Replying to @Nerdrotics
Absolutely embarrassing. The fight choreography is better in Power Rangers. Yikes.
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@MagaGarbageGuy
Mar 5, 2025
Replying to @its_The_Dr
Please continue making sh*tty TikTok videos @RepJasmine. You just keep confirming what we already knew. You're disgraceful and unfit to serve
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@MagaGarbageGuy
Feb 24, 2025
Replying to @JackPosobiec
We already have a name. "Xennials" Seriously, look it up.
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@MagaGarbageGuy
Mar 30, 2023
Replying to @IWF and @Riley_Gaines_
Good. He, and others like him, need to be mocked relentlessly. Their ideology is so far removed from reality that the best thing to do is just laugh in their faces.
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@MagaGarbageGuy
Mar 20, 2024
Replying to @EndWokeness
Congrats Ohio. You just voted the next Ilhan Omar in.
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@MagaGarbageGuy
Mar 19, 2025
Replying to @Achill_es99
So, does that mean she would be willing to give Trump a second or third chance? 🤔
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@MagaGarbageGuy
Apr 25, 2023
Replying to @TheGeneral_0
Fuck around and find out. That dude found out.
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