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The patriarchy's fatal mistake was installing windows over the kitchen sink so we could see what was outside.
Amanda
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Amanda
@Manda_like_wine
I do a lot of laundry.
contact:mancinowilliams at gmail
Joined May 2012
- My 15yo convinced my 11yo to watch The Fly with him. Apparently she loved it so much she wrote a review.
- Got a note from my 13yo tonight, under the door, like they always did when there was something important to say.
- Apparently Billie Eilish doesn't know who Van Halen are. It's a long shot, but I wonder if there are any righteous middle-aged men available online to respond to this.
- My child went to art day-camp today. One project was to make a new superhero. This is what my child made.
- Nevada, a state in one of the richest countries in the world, has painted social-distancing boxes on a concrete parking lot for the homeless to sleep in.
- Trump's lawyer in Pennsylvania looks exactly like you'd expect Trump's lawyer in Pennsylvania to look.
- Just passed a mum with her little girl, no older than 7, who was crying over a skinned knee. Mum: I don't think we need to cry over this anymore. Little girl, still crying: This is in NO WAY a WE situation.
- If a mum with 3 kids and bags has 4 reserved seats for a long train journey, and you're sitting in their seats on a full carriage, don't tell them that their tickets don't matter in a posh voice and then say you're not moving and refuse to make eye contact. Don't be these people.
- What's your favourite painting of Nicolas Cage trying to breastfeed a smaller Nicolas Cage? Here's mine:
