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Smitty Werbenjagermanjenson
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Smitty Werbenjagermanjenson
@MarTheMortal
“Go wild until you die. That’s all.”
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Born August 25
Joined March 2011
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    Smitty Werbenjagermanjenson
    @MarTheMortal
    Jan 23, 2024
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    Shegun 🌪️🌟
    @ShegunTweets
    Jan 22, 2024
    my brothers, ass is delicious
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    Smitty Werbenjagermanjenson
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    Aug 21, 2025
    You showing him the keys
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    MAILSKI 🏀🐗
    @emailster
    Aug 21, 2025
    Homeless man just called me a “nigger” and I showed him my house keys
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    Smitty Werbenjagermanjenson
    @MarTheMortal
    Jul 20, 2018
    Baby: "m...m..m..." Mother: "Go on! Say it! Say mama!" Baby: "m...my pleasure"
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    Smitty Werbenjagermanjenson
    @MarTheMortal
    Aug 9, 2021
    He prolly smelled him
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    ؘ
    @PARKERSFlLMS
    Aug 8, 2021
    peter’s spidey sense still remains unmatched in this scene
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    Smitty Werbenjagermanjenson
    @MarTheMortal
    Dec 27, 2023
    Me to my wife:
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    spoooook
    @throne_ofbones
    Dec 25, 2023
    calling your partner "my love" is cringe.
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    Smitty Werbenjagermanjenson
    @MarTheMortal
    Jul 5, 2018
    Until an Anaconda snatches yo ass outta the bed
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    Smitty Werbenjagermanjenson
    @MarTheMortal
    Oct 1, 2023
    Unfortunate injury, but this fit goes ridiculously hard
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    ESPN
    @espn
    Oct 1, 2023
    Browns TE David Njoku, who suffered facial burns this weekend, arrives at Browns Stadium in a full on mask. Njoku is expected to try to play. (via @ESPNCleveland)
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    Smitty Werbenjagermanjenson
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    May 29, 2025
    One "Allahu Akbar" would have shut all of that down
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    The Notorious J.O.V.
    @whotfisjovana
    May 28, 2025
    This is actually my worst nightmare
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    Smitty Werbenjagermanjenson
    @MarTheMortal
    Jul 27, 2018
    "It be ya own niggas"~Papa John
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    WSVN 7 News
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    Jul 27, 2018
    Papa John sues Papa John’s wsvn.com/news/us-world/…
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    Smitty Werbenjagermanjenson
    @MarTheMortal
    Feb 23, 2021
    Bro sacrificed half of his HP to increase his attack stat only to get slumped
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    Smitty Werbenjagermanjenson
    @MarTheMortal
    Mar 12, 2020
    PS4: *beep*
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    Smitty Werbenjagermanjenson
    @MarTheMortal
    Jun 29, 2024
    Bro got that shit on
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    Smitty Werbenjagermanjenson
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    Jan 21, 2024
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    Smitty Werbenjagermanjenson
    @MarTheMortal
    Dec 21, 2020
    Me using my powers to go back to 2006 to fight the stingray that took out Steve Irwin
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