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President Biden did 36 push-ups, 11 pull-ups (not the type he wears) and ran a mile in just under 5 minutes according to the results of his physical fitness test.
Marcus Gordon Anthony 🇺🇲 🙏🐕🦺♥️⛰️
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Marcus Gordon Anthony 🇺🇲 🙏🐕🦺♥️⛰️
@MarcusGAnthony
Exodus 15:2✝️ Cursing Christian. Navy vet ⚓ Very handsome. A once drunken half-wit. Political jokester. Rockhound. Dogs are my favorite. Rescue a dog
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- Fraudulent governor Katie Hobbs, also known as 'Araña Blanca', or the White Spider, has been working hand and foot with the Sinaloa Cartel to laundry money through real estate purchases.
- The flood of illegal immigrants crossing the Rio Grande has dropped dramatically since a local man dumped hundreds of alligators into the river.
- The Catholic diocese of St Joseph in Greenville, Pennsylvania has politely requested that the president and first lady not attend Easter Mass tomorrow because he's a Godless baby killing heathen
- Congresswoman Omar, born in Mogadishu, Somalia, introduces legislation that would ban the sale of bacon Nationwide
Readers added context they thought people might want to knowReaders added contextThis is a made-up story that has been making its rounds since 2019. It was first featured on a website that has this disclaimer: “Everything on this website is fiction. It is not a lie and it is not fake news because it is not real.” factcheck.org/2019/10/omar-d… - Congressman Schiff announced earlier this morning that he now has irrefutable evidence of collusion between Mr Trump and Russia.
- The statue of limitations for the case being brought against Mr Trump by DA Alvin Bragg expired 5 years ago. This is completely against the law and is meant to agitate the Trump supporters into an uprising.
- The Biden Administration nominates Phil Washington, a man with zero aviation experience, to head the FAA. That would be comical if it wasn't absolutely terrifying.
- Lori Lightfoot blames her low poll numbers on racist whites who don't a woman of color to be mayor. Geezo Pete's
- Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex, claims America's First Amendment is bonkers, and says he doesn't understand it.
- Intellectually empty hot-head Geraldo Rivera suggests prosecuting the store owners that sell guns if they're used to kill people with accessory to murder. The apex of idiocy
- Hate mongering Congressman James Clyburn introduces legislation that would require whites to raise their hand before asking questions in public and private
Readers added context they thought people might want to knowReaders added contextThis tweet is satire. Clyburn has introduced no such legislation. congress.gov/member/james-c… - Newly elected Mayor of Chicago Braindead Johnson's first line of business is to release all prisoners housed in correctional facilities throughout the city.
- Replying to @MarcusGAnthonyThe legislation is belly up
