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Mark Dahler
@MarkDahler
Exceptional father/husband. Middle child antagonist. Attorney. Texan. TLM. Angeblicher geheimer Deutsch-Argentinier.
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    Mark Dahler
    @MarkDahler
    Jul 15, 2024
    Replying to @PicturesFoIder
    Complaining about normal safety features, in a whiny voice, having contributed nothing to the construction. That dude needs to consider his options.
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    Mark Dahler
    @MarkDahler
    May 31, 2025
    Replying to @MomsPostingLs
    She’s lucky he didn’t brace for the charge like he would’ve for a man or she would have ended up on the floor. 😂
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    Mark Dahler
    @MarkDahler
    Nov 8, 2024
    Replying to @UltraDane
    Mexican drywall guy is buying a new truck this Christmas.
    330K
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    Mark Dahler
    @MarkDahler
    May 26, 2024
    Replying to @Babygravy9
    They wanted to build a safe environment exclusively for black people. Unfortunately, only black people kept showing up. Universal catch-22.
    363K
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    Mark Dahler
    @MarkDahler
    Jun 30, 2024
    Replying to @lporiginalg
    “Blackface” is now a crime but men pretending to be women is perfectly fine.
    65K
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    Mark Dahler
    @MarkDahler
    Feb 27, 2024
    Replying to @CornelWest
    Old men celebrating the death of young men for a cause they barely understand isn't a tribute. It's an indictment of your own cowardice.
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    Mark Dahler
    @MarkDahler
    Jun 29, 2024
    Replying to @NoContextBrits
    That’s the difference between 5’11” and 6’
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    Mark Dahler
    @MarkDahler
    Aug 12, 2024
    Replying to @DailyMail and @MailOnline
    Presumably, this article was written by someone who counts braille as their first language.
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    Mark Dahler
    @MarkDahler
    Jul 20, 2024
    Replying to @InternetH0F
    My wife once called my office to inform me that pickles are actually cucumber. She hadn’t previously mentioned being raised by wolves.
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    Mark Dahler
    @MarkDahler
    Jul 26, 2024
    Replying to @iamyesyouareno
    Kind of makes me laugh that they choose a tall, attractive, white male and then basically the darkest black guy I’ve seen outside of National Geographic’s 😂.
    170K
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    Mark Dahler
    @MarkDahler
    May 26, 2025
    Replying to @TheOnlyDSC
    You can’t convince me that these people were ever very good at picking cotton.
    178K
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    Mark Dahler
    @MarkDahler
    Aug 20, 2024
    If it can happen at the Notre Dame Cathedral, it can happen anywhere. Probably just another "electrical fault or burning cigarette".
    40K
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    Mark Dahler
    @MarkDahler
    Sep 6, 2024
    Replying to @PicturesFoIder
    That’s “How to sleep on the couch for a month in three simple steps”.
    126K
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    Mark Dahler
    @MarkDahler
    Jul 1, 2024
    Once again, the Turks will lead Europeans into the light.
    157K

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