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Matthew Johnson
@McJohnson922
He/him - Panromantic asexual - Cisgender - Autistic - Sports gamer - wannabe writer - Attacking my bio means you forfeit the argument to me.
Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Joined August 2013
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    Matthew Johnson
    @McJohnson922
    Jan 16, 2020
    My Only Half-Joking Argument For Why Ken Griffey Jr. Should Be In #SmashBros (thread):
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    Matthew Johnson
    @McJohnson922
    Jul 5, 2020
    Nobody ever accused racists of being smart.
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    Matthew Johnson
    @McJohnson922
    Jul 21, 2022
    Replying to @mattxiv
    Good point, but a reminder:
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    Matthew Johnson
    @McJohnson922
    Sep 1, 2022
    Replying to @MCinabar and @stonetoss
    The woman here is correct, sorry if that offends you.
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    Matthew Johnson
    @McJohnson922
    Mar 10, 2023
    There's a mall near my house that's across the street from a high school, & last September they banned all students from that high school from entering at any time (shockingly this move killed the mall's food court, which closed last month) but sure Rex, "technology bad!" or w/e
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    Matthew Johnson
    @McJohnson922
    Jun 3, 2023
    Replying to @isthischill @DrAshishPradhan and 2 others
    You have no idea how little that narrows it down, lmao.
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    Matthew Johnson
    @McJohnson922
    May 10, 2022
    Replying to @orenna @GansettPounder and @PopBase
    Good point! Here's a better one.
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    Matthew Johnson
    @McJohnson922
    Jun 13, 2023
    Replying to @Eater and @verge
    Shocking that infinite growth proves once again to be unsustainable! Funny how us broke normies can figure that simple fact out but the rich, privileged techbros who run everything now can't bring themselves to accept it.
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    Matthew Johnson
    @McJohnson922
    Jun 29, 2022
    the long version: an artist connected to the anti-art "Dadaist" movement submitted a urinal to an art exhibition a century ago and it still riles up sad reactionaries who pretend to care about "real art" to this day. the short version:
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    H.F. Calder
    @Cutty_Darke
    Jun 29, 2022
    You show it to someone, and tell them it's art. If they go off on an hour long rant about how it's degenerate, and not art at all, then you know they're a fascist.
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    Matthew Johnson
    @McJohnson922
    Jan 19, 2023
    Replying to @nytimes
    They teach us that he's a deeply insecure scam-artist that shouldn't be taken seriously by anyone.
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    Matthew Johnson
    @McJohnson922
    Jan 6, 2023
    Replying to @keffals
    Somehow I'm reminded of the That 70's Show episode where Red takes in a couple of gay men but later kicks them out, not for being gay, but for being Minnesota Vikings fans
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    Matthew Johnson
    @McJohnson922
    Jun 17, 2020
    Replying to @Haudricourt
    that sucks, the DH is boring and lazy - let pitchers try and hit and let managers strategise around it!
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    Matthew Johnson
    @McJohnson922
    Apr 25, 2022
    Replying to @Internet_TLCM and @reddit_TLCM
    Good job proving their point that the right can't meme
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    Matthew Johnson
    @McJohnson922
    Dec 4, 2021
    Replying to @MrHappy230 @TheNCSmaster and @Kotaku
    I'm biased against abusive workplaces, personally. I think everyone should be. Don't you?

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