Please like this tweet if you see it! I’m think I might be shadowbanned..
EB
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- Just mindlessly grabbed a dildo instead of a cup from my cam room and only realized once I was in the kitchen that I was just standing there holding a dick... just holding a dick by the sink
- I am absolutely floored. I can't believe we got #6. This is insane. I will never forget this ❤️😭❤️😭❤️ Thank you from the bottom of my heart my to everyone who supported this month!!!
- Can someone give me a hug?
- A little bit about my spiritual beliefs… The only people who should ever wear bucket hats are Australians or babies. When in doubt ask WWMDD “What would my dog do?”. The answer may not be the solution, but the question deserves to be asked. Tacos.
- If you have disposable income I provide excellent removal services 😇
- I dare you to tell me this isn’t the most rad album cover you ever layeth your eyes upon
- My mom says hi
- Just spending my night trying to find a place to hide a giant unicorn
- It is soo annoying when you live alone and your roommate doesn’t clean up after themself 🙄
- Value women and give them more pockets
- I just wanna like that you liked my post
- I’m your daddy now
