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Kessie
@Miss_Kess
London, England
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    Kessie
    @Miss_Kess
    Jan 30, 2020
    He came to meet me and didn’t wear any perfume. Just came smelling like atmosphere. He never saw/heard from me again.
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    Kessie
    @Miss_Kess
    Mar 21, 2022
    A good manager makes such a difference.
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    Kessie
    @Miss_Kess
    Feb 28, 2025
    I bought fresh milk to work this week, the posh M&S one. Multiple people have been drinking it without asking, so I put vinegar inside it. If I can’t enjoy it - NO ONE CAN!! How dare you??
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    Kessie
    @Miss_Kess
    May 17, 2023
    A school kid approached me for directions and said β€œexcuse me aunty” ???????????????????????? Sorry but I gave him the wrong directions for that.
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    Kessie
    @Miss_Kess
    Jun 6, 2022
    We need a love island for 30-40 year olds. Not everyday 23 and single for 1 year.
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    Kessie
    @Miss_Kess
    May 3, 2021
    Goodbye band 6 πŸ₯Ί. Hello band 7 😊.
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    Kessie
    @Miss_Kess
    Jan 30, 2020
    Replying to @TootsVSTheworld
    I thought smelling good was a form of manners? He didn’t respect me. πŸ₯Ί
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    Kessie
    @Miss_Kess
    Feb 10, 2021
    Replying to @ZoeLDN
    One single balloon in fact, a woman is involved.
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    Kessie
    @Miss_Kess
    Jun 10, 2021
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    Kessie
    @Miss_Kess
    May 17, 2023
    Replying to @MrPalmer111
    Eye identify as a baby girl!
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    Kessie
    @Miss_Kess
    Jan 30, 2020
    Replying to @MrFabian_C
    πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ he didn’t even spray likkle squirts of Tom Ford
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    Kessie
    @Miss_Kess
    Dec 5, 2021
    I really really really like nice girls. The ones who are friendly and complimentary. Just good vibes. I’m glad I attract those kind of people. πŸ’œ
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    Kessie
    @Miss_Kess
    Feb 28, 2025
    Replying to @Abzsofly
    People who guzzle tea anyhow, but want to sip my jersey milk from M&S? No sir! No ma’am!
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    Kessie
    @Miss_Kess
    Mar 1, 2025
    Replying to @SiiGNEDJBanks
    Of course they did and someone threw the bottle away, telling people the milk is β€œspoilt”. Monday we go again - this time I’m adding salt!!
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