My girlfriend is the most perfect person I've met. I can't believe she loves me back like fully too
Dreadpool
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Dreadpool
@MonateXO
I think that John Wick movie was about me
- Obviously bhubesiSo this wall while in traffic… A, C and D I understand…but what is B???
- Can't really post your girlfriend's vagina
- Talking stage yantoni ndikuthanda
- 4K on groceries. Andifuni nomntu ozoshiya ithambo unchewed
- Ezinye izpani zifuna uzityele intash uvuke ubangeneSpur birthday song got upgraded 😹😹😹👍
00:00 - Cousin yam was tasked with looking after abafundisi nala entourage yabo kwi funeral ebikhe yapha endlini. Uyabuzwa uba banjani wathi “ba right bahleli nge buffet, uba bebenemisila they’d be wiggling them”. Wabizelwa imeeting same time
- Bakwi league ey1 nge looksPictures are deceiving....We all thought they were the happiest.
- Crying about being ghosted when you omitted to mention you have a gold tooth is crazy
- You look nervous about it
- I thought chatGPT was a dating app for people based in Gauteng
- Older women banezimanga. I once rizzed one heavily as a joke wandifakisa isandla kwi blumas. Ingeshushu 😭
