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scoob
@MostCrucified
twitch.tv/crucifiedscoob i was born smart
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    scoob
    @MostCrucified
    Apr 23, 2025
    some dude tried to buy zyns without an ID and i was like sorry brother can't do it without the ID and he goes congratulations corporate sent me this was a random test and it actually was corporate wtf lmaoooo CANT FOOL ME SIR
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    scoob
    @MostCrucified
    Sep 3, 2024
    hawk tuah is in south korea today speaking at a blockchain conference. what kinda willy wonka world am i currently living in
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    scoob
    @MostCrucified
    Jun 15, 2024
    i had no idea how funny the scene with morgan spurlock and the alcoholism stuff was in super size me until yesterday btw. the doctor said "i've never seen this before in anyone besides about to die alcoholics" and morgan was like that's crazyyyy 17 days of mcdonald's did it lol
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    scoob
    @MostCrucified
    Jun 12, 2020
    im learning how to roast a chicken
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    scoob
    @MostCrucified
    Oct 22, 2023
    why does he have the pants on
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    Jake Lucky
    GWRLD
    @JakeSucky
    Oct 22, 2023
    MrBeast made an appearance for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers game
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    NFL
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    scoob
    @MostCrucified
    Aug 14, 2022
    my dad who's in his 50s said spongebob was on the tv when he was a kid
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    scoob
    @MostCrucified
    Aug 5, 2024
    absolutely insane stance from trump
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    adin
    @adinross
    Aug 5, 2024
    Make America Great Again 🇺🇸
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    scoob
    @MostCrucified
    Apr 23, 2025
    Replying to @MostCrucified
    the customers clapped for me lmao
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    scoob
    @MostCrucified
    Feb 12, 2024
    CAREFUL WITH THAT CHOP OVER THERE!
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    scoob
    @MostCrucified
    Jul 17, 2023
    nah im crying he reached for the steel
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    nori
    @bawdimore
    Jul 16, 2023
    Replying to @Orioles
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    scoob
    @MostCrucified
    Oct 6, 2024
    Just raw dogged 60 minutes of Patriots vs Dolphins. No music. No social media. Just the Patriots and Dolphins.
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    scoob
    @MostCrucified
    Aug 22, 2024
    the laugh i just let out bro lol
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    scoob
    @MostCrucified
    Jul 26, 2025
    really vibing with this drawing my coworker gave me
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    scoob
    @MostCrucified
    May 17, 2024
    one of the funniest things ive ever seen
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    CentreGoals.
    @centregoals
    May 17, 2024
    A Dutch referee has been banned for life for celebrating with a team he officiated. 😳❌ He gave the losing side 4 red cards and added 15 minutes of injury time. Later, he celebrated with the team and held the trophy after the match ended in a draw.
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    Danny Korporaal
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