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Me at 15: Why do my parents watch fucking HGTV all day?
Me at 23: Damn, the granite countertops really do make that kitchen pop
Deniz #KaniyaHive
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Deniz #KaniyaHive
@MrFilmkritik
Germany
Born August 11, 1994
Joined July 2013
- You know, when I said I wanted the real world to be more like Harry Potter I just meant the teleportation and the magic stuff, not the entire plot of book 5 where the government refuses to do anything about a deadly threat so the teenagers have to rise up and fight back.
- President Obama and Anthony Bourdain enjoy dinner and beer in Hanoi. Fun fact: This restaurant in Vietnam was so honored by the visit, that they framed the table and stools.
- Ivana Trump wasn't a US citizen until 1988. She gave birth to Don Jr in 1977, Ivanka in 1981, and Eric in 1984. Let's cancel their birthright citizenship first.
- Saves a dozen people. Hurts himself, goes to hospital. Leaves hospital, goes to church. Leaves Church, starts a fundraiser for the victims. This man is a HERO.Man who wrestled gun from Waffle House shooter raises nearly $45,000 for for victims' families hill.cm/c8Rcfbx
- Black shooter: "We need to militarize the police." Latino shooter: "We need to close our borders." Muslim shooter: "We need to stop immigration from Arab countries." White shooter: "Let's not jump to conclusions."Rubio: We shouldn't "jump to conclusions" that gun control laws would've prevented Florida school shooting hill.cm/HDAJJrh
- Hillary Clinton is 71 and people tell her to knit. Nancy Pelosi is 78 and people are telling her to go away. Mitt Romney is 71, they want him in the Senate. Bernie Sanders is 77, they want him to run in 2020. Its almost as if there's some sort of pattern.
- Me normally: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn’t fair. You shouldn’t need to work 3 jobs to afford basic necessities. Me playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.
- Tomi Lahren really said "watching migrants get hit with tear gas was the highlight of my Thanksgiving weekend." These people are evil, deranged and psychopathic. Imagine getting off on the suffering of others. Particularly, the suffering of innocent children.
- Ellen DeGeneres really turned 60 years old and I’m not sure how to process that information. Like, I never knew how old she was and I never really thought about the fact that she has an age, I feel like she just exists on this planet as an ageless entity.
- Kids: When you’re choosing your college schedule, you’ll hear a voice saying “just take the 8AM class. It won’t be that bad. You’ve done it for this long.” That’s the devil talking. Don't listen to him.
