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Jon Cryer
@MrJonCryer
Gravity always wins.
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    Jon Cryer
    @MrJonCryer
    Sep 6, 2020
    Is that why, after he left, it lasted for 4 more years and I won an Emmy for Best Actor in a Comedy?
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    Matt Gaetz
    @mattgaetz
    Sep 6, 2020
    Charlie Sheen totally carried two and a half men.
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    Jon Cryer
    @MrJonCryer
    Oct 15, 2024
    Spoiler alert: it was Obamacare
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    The New Republic
    @newrepublic
    Oct 15, 2024
    JD Vance Awfully Quiet After Report on How His Mom Got Health Care trib.al/SLUnEdG
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    Jon Cryer
    @MrJonCryer
    Dec 2, 2022
    So… @elonmusk How’s that free speech goin’?
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    Jon Cryer
    @MrJonCryer
    Nov 28, 2022
    I hate to break it to you, @elonmusk But a company choosing not to advertise on your platform is actually a perfect example of… Wait for it… Free speech.
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    Elon Musk
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    @elonmusk
    Nov 28, 2022
    Apple has mostly stopped advertising on Twitter. Do they hate free speech in America?
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    Jon Cryer
    @MrJonCryer
    Sep 13, 2024
    These are straight up Hitler talking points.
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    Aaron Rupar
    @atrupar
    Sep 12, 2024
    Replying to @atrupar
    Trump: "I'm angry about young American girls being raped and sodomized and murdered by savage criminal aliens"
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    Jon Cryer
    @MrJonCryer
    Jan 11, 2021
    Sorry Republicans, If you actually wanted “unity and healing” you wouldn’t have confirmed Amy Coney Barrett.
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    Jon Cryer
    @MrJonCryer
    Dec 15, 2022
    He is risen.
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    Jon Cryer
    @MrJonCryer
    Jan 25, 2022
    I’ve decided my next role is going to be “Pete Davidson in the year 2050”
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    Jon Cryer
    @MrJonCryer
    Sep 13, 2024
    He keeps calling the migrants of Springfield “illegal Haitians”. They are here legally. They have not broken the law. He hates that they are here because they are not white.
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    Aaron Rupar
    @atrupar
    Sep 12, 2024
    Replying to @atrupar
    Trump: "I'm angry about young American girls being raped and sodomized and murdered by savage criminal aliens"
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    Jon Cryer
    @MrJonCryer
    Oct 11, 2020
    23 days left. Ignore the polls. Fight like hell.
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    Jon Cryer
    @MrJonCryer
    Sep 11, 2024
    Hi Trump supporters I know right wing media has been telling you for years that Kamala Harris is a dumb, drunk goofball. They were lying to you. They lie to you all the time. She just dismantled your candidate.
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    Jon Cryer
    @MrJonCryer
    Oct 2, 2024
    Can confirm
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    Julius Kim
    @Julius_Kim
    Oct 2, 2024
    JD Vance is every rich kid you wanted to beat the crap out of in every John Hughes movie.
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    Jon Cryer
    @MrJonCryer
    Dec 4, 2022
    Wearing body armor to protect themselves from… drag queens?
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    Jon Cryer
    @MrJonCryer
    Jan 6, 2021
    In one term Trump has taken the GOP from having the presidency, the house, and the Senate to losing all three.

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