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Dan Gaspar
@MrTuttle05
Tweets are mostly sarcastic. Analyst @RotoGrinders.
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    Dan Gaspar
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    Jan 15, 2024
    Before last week (maybe a bit of a heat check), Trey Palmer has scored a TD every time he's woken up pissed off. 11/19/22 (NCAAF) - 4 receptions, 47 yards, 2 touchdowns 11/25/22 - 9/165/2 ๐Ÿ‘€ 10/1/23 (NFL) - 2/6/1 12/31/23 - 4/84/1 +450 ATD odds, +2000 first TD #pissedoff
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    Dan Gaspar
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    Apr 18, 2024
    This was such a good Jontay Porter skit by @Friday_Beers.
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    Dan Gaspar
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    Oct 3, 2019
    Something about Kraft liking young hoes Send tweet
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    Adam Schefter
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    Oct 3, 2019
    Former Chargersโ€™ kicker Younghoe Koo is trying out this morning for the New England Patriots.
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    Dan Gaspar
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    Aug 27, 2020
    Throwback Thursday to this Max Kellerman ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ take x.com/AnthonySmithTVโ€ฆ
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    Dan Gaspar
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    Sep 2, 2019
    Joe West with the out call of the season. Rajai Davisโ€™ face >>>
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    Dan Gaspar
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    Jan 16, 2021
    Just found out Allen Lazard has a TikTok account that is strictly dedicated to the Juice of the Day #JOTD.
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    Dan Gaspar
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    Jan 20, 2023
    Iโ€™m glad there was a spotter there. Could have been bad.
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    Dan Gaspar
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    Oct 11, 2020
    "You just gotta hope it's a cramp if you're a Cowboy fan." Tony Romo says as Dak Prescott's ankle is hanging in the wrong direction.
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    Dan Gaspar
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    Jun 6, 2021
    I can see it now: it's the 4Q. Titans are down 31-34. Derrick Henry has 4 touchdowns and 269 yards on 46 carries. My Tannehill-AJB-Julio stack has combined for 11 fantasy points.
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    Dan Gaspar
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    Dec 4, 2020
    The people that refuse to play David Montgomery because he sucks but are now lining up to jam in Devontae Booker are killing me.
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    Dan Gaspar
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    Jan 5, 2020
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    Brandon Stokley
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    Jan 5, 2020
    Carson Wentz hurt again. Heโ€™s just way to unreliable to be a franchise QB but the Eagles have no other choice now. Shouldโ€™ve kept Foles he was a perfect fit for them #Eagles
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    Dan Gaspar
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    Dec 26, 2020
    When you go 100% Kamara and it hits big.
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    Dan Gaspar
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    Dec 26, 2020
    Leonard Fournette if I play him: 18-24-0. Leonard Fournette if I fade him: 18-24-4.
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    Dan Gaspar
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    Nov 10, 2019
    David Montgomery chalk week can only mean one thing: Mitchell Trubisky balls out for 150 yards and a touchdown.