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Mr. Drinks On Me
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Mr. Drinks On Me
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- I dropped a box of spaghetti on the ground and accidentally graduated from Art School.
- Learning to fly a helicopter. Lucky it was just a simulation.
00:00 - A Gazelle entered a shop in the state of Colorado. The owner decided to give him some chocolate and biscuits. He left and half an hour later he came back bringing his entire family.
- The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum. They're the Tolkien white guys.
- We always get each other ironic gifts, my little niece killed it this year.
- Interviewer: Do you think Brazil's 1970 team can beat today's Argentina? Pelé: Yes. Interviewer: By how much? Pelé: 1:0 Interviewer: That's it? Pelé: Well, most of us are over 75 now.
- My friend works as a cake decorator at a Baskin-Robbins. This is today's order she has to make.
- My friend's cat is out here trying to collect some insurance money.
