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Mwang!
@Mwass_
half human, a third bad at fractions. as seen in the movie about a guy lying about being in a movie. desiderata. Writing. Talking @micchequepod
Nairobi, Kenya
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    Mwang!
    @Mwass_
    Dec 22, 2024
    Now, when you watch it, you’ll understand 😎
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    Mwang!
    @Mwass_
    May 23, 2017
    RT if you're a youth and your phone does not have tentacles.
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    TC Consultancy
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    May 23, 2017
    A rare picture of today's youth.
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    Mwang!
    @Mwass_
    May 26, 2020
    I know Dave Chappelle is already writing Azealia Banks material for his next special. “She said I cheated on my wife. I was furious. Everyone asked me ‘Dave, is it true? Did you do it?’ And I was gonna deny it. But she also said I have good dick. Fellas, it’s a tough one...” 😂
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    Mwang!
    @Mwass_
    May 26, 2020
    Replying to @Mwass_
    “Are my strokes as good as my jokes? You decide. Because I’m not gonna say I didn’t do it. However, that doesn’t mean that I did. What I know without an ounce of doubt deep down is that if I was to ever fuck a washed up rapper from New York, it would definitely be Ja Rule.” 😂
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    Mwang!
    @Mwass_
    May 26, 2020
    Replying to @Mwass_
    “My manager called and told me I needed to make a statement. I said NIGGA, I ALREADY DID! And people ask me, ‘Dave, what did your wife say?’ and I laugh. My wife looked me dead in the eye and said, ‘I know that’s not true because I’ve fucked you. And you’re not that good.” 😂
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    Mwang!
    @Mwass_
    Jun 30, 2024
    Journalist: People died President: Property was destroyed
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    Mwang!
    @Mwass_
    Nov 11, 2024
    Saa hii ukitaka kuomoka and retire early just sell curtains to Khaligraph.
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    Mwang!
    @Mwass_
    Jul 1, 2024
    The “Ha” in “Hakuna Matata” is looking very silent right now.
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    Mwang!
    @Mwass_
    May 26, 2020
    Replying to @Mwass_
    I am not Dave’s burner account. Although if I was, this is exactly what I’d tweet 😂
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    Mwang!
    @Mwass_
    Nov 5, 2024
    Wacha niulize landlord kama December naweza lipa rent ya bafu pekee ju itakuwa kuingia, kuoga, kutoka
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    Mwang!
    @Mwass_
    Feb 1, 2022
    Daily reminder that if you’re a fiction writer in Kenya, your main competition is reality 😂
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    NTV Kenya
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    Jan 31, 2022
    Kenya Airways to stop transporting monkeys to US labs bit.ly/3IOFNHe
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    Mwang!
    @Mwass_
    Oct 16, 2024
    Suits could never write an episode like the one we’ve witnessed today. Even Boston legal 😂
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    Mwang!
    @Mwass_
    Jul 11, 2024
    From Paris to Parisn’t.
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    Mwang!
    @Mwass_
    Jun 30, 2024
    Amesema “Let me tell you” mara ishirini but hasn’t told us anything.
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