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Marisa Baldassaro
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Marisa Baldassaro
@Nerdspringbreak
Hater, semi retired hair colorist. Works for waste disposal company in NJ. Jersey Italian. Unanswered Prayers zine, NJGUIDO.com
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Joined July 2010
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    Marisa Baldassaro
    @Nerdspringbreak
    Aug 18, 2024
    I refuse to watch this movie because this photo annoys the shit out of me
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    Marisa Baldassaro
    @Nerdspringbreak
    Jul 10, 2024
    I bet teens no longer kiss and make out on the front porch in the dark anymore because of Ring cameras
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    Marisa Baldassaro
    @Nerdspringbreak
    Jul 17, 2025
    I'd divorce my husband just for attending a Coldplay concert
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    Marisa Baldassaro
    @Nerdspringbreak
    Nov 13, 2023
    When I hooked up with the drummer of MGMT his skinny jeans were so tight he couldn't get them off. Lol
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    Marisa Baldassaro
    @Nerdspringbreak
    May 31, 2024
    Liza Minelli's NYC Apt, an 80s time capsule ❤️
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    Marisa Baldassaro
    @Nerdspringbreak
    Aug 11, 2024
    I just know this going to end in a murder suicide.
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    Marisa Baldassaro
    @Nerdspringbreak
    May 4, 2025
    When yr gay boyfriend has his hands in his pocket while kissing you.
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    Pop Crave
    @PopCrave
    May 4, 2025
    Gigi Hadid & Bradley Cooper are now Instagram official.
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    Marisa Baldassaro
    @Nerdspringbreak
    Dec 16, 2023
    Replying to @BowTied_Lamb
    My antidepressants make that impossible 🤣
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    Marisa Baldassaro
    @Nerdspringbreak
    Apr 13, 2025
    Don't flatter yourself coke whore..
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    Pop Crave
    @PopCrave
    Apr 13, 2025
    Charli xcx wears a “Miss Should Be Headliner” sash at her Coachella afterparty. Green Day was the headliner for that night.
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    Marisa Baldassaro
    @Nerdspringbreak
    Nov 24, 2024
    My sister one year got the entire family tix for the Blue Man Group for Xmas and when it started my dad yelled out "what the hell is this shit"
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    Marisa Baldassaro
    @Nerdspringbreak
    Apr 9, 2025
    They've been letting the White Lotus cast talk a little too much.
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    Marisa Baldassaro
    @Nerdspringbreak
    Jun 9, 2023
    Best photo on Hunter Biden's laptop
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    Marisa Baldassaro
    @Nerdspringbreak
    Apr 27, 2024
    Give me bitch's plastic surgeon's number please!
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    Sean Garrette
    @seangarrette
    Apr 24, 2024
    Alex Cooper’s (call her daddy) wedding looks were FAB. I didn’t know she possessed that much Diva in her. Vintage Dior, Archive Donna Karan and Alexander McQueen — custom Jimmy Choo!
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    Marisa Baldassaro
    @Nerdspringbreak
    Jan 6, 2025
    When my boss at the salon gave me this fucking haircut after i asked for a bob, I felt like I was having homosexual sex with my husband and I wanted to kms lol
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    New York Post
    @nypost
    Jan 6, 2025
    Emma Stone debuts pixie cut at Golden Globes 2025 after shaved head and wig speculation trib.al/H1yhzaq
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