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Parish Pup
@Newhalf_Newtype
"a girl who tried to be many things, and was still a girl" 28 💞Hubby💞
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    Parish Pup
    @Newhalf_Newtype
    Oct 14, 2024
    The fit for girls' day out at the mall
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    @Newhalf_Newtype
    Nov 10, 2024
    Girl kill him
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    ☁︎⋅selene ☁︎⋅ 7.4/22.5
    @p4perdoII
    Nov 9, 2024
    are my hands fat??? my bf says I have the hands of an obese person
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    @Newhalf_Newtype
    Mar 8, 2024
    I'll always be a sucker for anime all of a sudden animating the shit out of a random dialogue exchange for no damn reason, and this is one of the most WILD one of those I've seen lol This is borderline Disney "characters are never allowed not to be in motion" type stuff, surreal
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    @Newhalf_Newtype
    Jun 30, 2024
    Size difference frotting like this shit's my job, call that a 9" to 5"
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    @Newhalf_Newtype
    Oct 29, 2024
    Smoked weed on the couch with two girls and when the new one giggled at my blissed-out reaction to her headscratches my friend went "didn't I tell you she's cute??" I might be permanently fixed
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    @Newhalf_Newtype
    Jun 14, 2024
    OH BABY This is yuri yearning crack cocaine
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    @Newhalf_Newtype
    Mar 21, 2024
    I am sorry DunMesh I was not familiar with the sort of game you put out there for the fans to see.....
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    @Newhalf_Newtype
    Jun 12, 2018
    BATTLEFIELD 5 LESBIANS ASSASSIN'S CREED LESBIANS THE LAST OF US 2 MORE MOTHERFUCKIN LESBIANS GAMERS ARE LESBIANS NOW
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    Parish Pup
    @Newhalf_Newtype
    Jul 14, 2024
    the only actual pipeline is the "mature for your age" kid to "childish for your age" adult pipeline
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    @Newhalf_Newtype
    Aug 3, 2025
    Big things happening at dyke night
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    @Newhalf_Newtype
    Aug 3, 2025
    Ty: "There's something vaguely funny about having your husband drop u off at dyke night"
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    @Newhalf_Newtype
    Aug 3, 2024
    This image is a pretty good litmus test for politics: do you regard this person with respect, or disgust?
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    @Newhalf_Newtype
    Apr 29, 2024
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    @Newhalf_Newtype
    Apr 3, 2021
    reading this tweet is a more epic journey than anything Homer could've ever fucking imagined
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    @Newhalf_Newtype
    Apr 8, 2025
    As a cisgender woman myself I have never gotten to experience this, however I think it's so beautiful that we are blessed with such women, who are able to do so, and who thus broaden the horizons of womanhood as a whole
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    @oncIoud_e
    Apr 7, 2025
    *hits your prostate* oops *hits your prostate again* sorry bro *hits your prostate again* ah geez *hits your prostate again* my bad dude *hits your prostate again* whoopsie *hits your pro-
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