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IZZOH

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IZZOH

@Newtonnizzoh

Freelancer |Tech enthusiast || Isaiah 60:22| No Days Off!| B4 u dm, I charge| Dm for sneakers - @Apexkicks254

Nairobi, Kenya

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Born April 4

Joined July 2022

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Day 170/365, business community what are you selling today? If you need converse leather or vans, we've them in stock, just dm. Converse leather, sizes 36-45, ksh 1500 Vans off the wall available ksh 1700 (Multiple colours available) Talk to me via 0114259793
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Nov 5, 2025
Twitter is the only place you argue with CEOs and heads of states while sleeping in the kitchen.
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Nov 14, 2025
Graduation is so amazing man. It deserves all the hype because University is really not easy, congratulations to everyone getting that degree.
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Nov 4, 2025
Men in their twenties.
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Jul 12, 2024
Tukimalizana na Ruto tunafaa kuendea hizo Radio station hudanganya watu watawin 1million wakituma mia Kwa paybill yao.
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Oct 25, 2025
Kenyan Banks have like seven counters with 2 tellers, a lady with a bad attitude and a guy who keeps appearing and disappearing. Plus, a watchman who literally knows everything.
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Oct 7, 2025
Unwritten rule of making money is when you get a loophole of making money you shut your mouth, the only time you talk is after you have exhausted the source.
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Apr 24, 2025
The inventor of chapo beans making sure two chapatis are not enough but 3 chapatis are too much.
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Oct 25, 2024
Tushai enda kusalimia Mps huko parliament lakini wakakimbia.
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Aug 20, 2025
The inventor of the word "we mzee."
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Jul 18, 2024
Tangu jua ipotee, Isaac Mwaura amekuwa na kiburi sana, sjui kama mmenotice.
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Oct 1, 2025
Stopping midstroke to confirm if she's a registered voter.
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Jan 8, 2025
Pale kwa Insha backbenchers tulikuwa tunakuwa abducted ata kwa hotuba.
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Jul 8, 2025
Kikuyus will butcher every L and R, except the R in muratina.
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