Ron was best man at a gay wedding you dumb fuck. #HappyPride
Good morning and Happy Sunday!
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Just wanted to post how I feel about “pride” month.
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Nick Offerman
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Citizen 🇺🇸🐷 he/him 🎨:@MatttDavies
- Let’s do this 🐈🕺🏻
GIF- This thread is very good.1/ This Father’s Day, I compiled the most on-brand anecdotes of my dad, who is basically an Asian Ron Swanson. Thread:
- I see a donkey
- I'm headed to the Sundance #WomensMarch - ur welcome 2 come feel the weight of my feminist balls in your tiny hand if it'll helpI'm planning a 'Men's March' to protest at the creeping global emasculation of my gender by rabid feminists. Who's with me?
- That was a good old-fashioned ass-whupping. 🇺🇸
- I would grill that child the finest steak she had ever apprehended you turgid dumbass
- Ironically qualifying them as patriotsThree Eagles players have stated they don't intend to visit the White House lat.ms/2scbFmz
