Rt. Hon. Alan B’Stard MP (@NoWayWoke) / X

Rt. Hon. Alan B’Stard MP

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Rt. Hon. Alan B’Stard MP

@NoWayWoke

Just fed-up with all the hypocrisy, double standards, virtue signalling and wokery. A traditional conservative who is now, apparently, “Far Right” 🤷‍♂️

Devon, UK

Joined September 2019

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Rt. Hon. Alan B’Stard MP
@NoWayWoke
Nov 2, 2025
Going to make REALLY early call and predict next election will result in a hung parliament Labour vote will collapse (obv) Left will pivot to greens Tories will regain ground (short memories) Reform support falls away as policies fail to stand up to scrutiny Leaving pinned 🙂
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Rt. Hon. Alan B’Stard MP
@NoWayWoke
Feb 24, 2020
Selfish c**t of the day award goes to........ x.com/Wendywoo_g/sta…
Rt. Hon. Alan B’Stard MP
@NoWayWoke
Aug 1, 2025
She’s been sat there for 20mins with work laptop - in the prime cafe seat. Lap dog in the other seat. Bottle of water on table How are businesses supposed to stay afloat?
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Rt. Hon. Alan B’Stard MP
@NoWayWoke
Sep 14, 2025
When people say “we want our country back”……they mean, for example, to a time when we didn’t have these:
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Rt. Hon. Alan B’Stard MP
@NoWayWoke
Nov 11, 2025
He thought he was calling out Lowe. Instead he got roasted 😂
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Rt. Hon. Alan B’Stard MP
@NoWayWoke
Nov 26, 2024
I bloody love Twitter……there’s always a tweet! 😂…….
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Rt. Hon. Alan B’Stard MP
@NoWayWoke
Sep 7, 2025
Your new Minister for Farming. Unfortunately she has absolutely NO experience of farming (or any other real-world job) Just a PPE degree and lots of roles in Trades Unions and quangos…..
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Rt. Hon. Alan B’Stard MP
@NoWayWoke
Dec 28, 2024
Why the fuck? Why the absolute fuck is the @RNLI ferrying invaders to our shores? It’s an absolute fuckin disgrace. Rattle a tin in my face and they’ll be told where to shove it
Sky News
@SkyNews
Dec 28, 2024
Fog does not deter migrant crossings over the Channel. Over 22,000 people have arrived in the UK on small boats since Sir Keir Starmer became prime minister in July.
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Rt. Hon. Alan B’Stard MP
@NoWayWoke
Oct 21, 2024
It was a stupid thing to do. As were the drunken tweets. But if she gets less than 3 years (for ACTUAL assault) we will have confirmation of #TwoTierJustice
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Rt. Hon. Alan B’Stard MP
@NoWayWoke
Oct 30, 2025
Oops 😂….
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Rt. Hon. Alan B’Stard MP
@NoWayWoke
Oct 9, 2024
The memes are in full flow 😂
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Rt. Hon. Alan B’Stard MP
@NoWayWoke
Oct 14, 2025
The little smirk on Meloni’s face just makes this even better! 😂😂 x.com/TheGriftReport…
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Rt. Hon. Alan B’Stard MP
@NoWayWoke
Aug 29, 2025
She’s blocked me, but doesn’t stop me sharing this 🙂
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Rt. Hon. Alan B’Stard MP
@NoWayWoke
Dec 15, 2024
I’m sick to fuckin death of our money (money we have to borrow) being given away hand over fist Are you?
Sky News
@SkyNews
Dec 15, 2024
BREAKING: The UK says it will provide £50m in international aid to help vulnerable Syrians "in their hour of need". Read more: trib.al/yFKeuFF
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