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Just published the first piece of fiction I have written in a long time. It’s about working at the office, the grocery store, supernatural entities, stalking, and Korean multinational corporations. Thank you for reading!
Gus
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Gus
@Nobummmer
Thank God For Us
- Lid was hot so I ripped a piece of the hamburger helper off to protect my hands. I’m using every part of the box, like how the Native Americans did when they had hamburger helper. Nothing goes to waste
- I say this as a Zoomer but the most defining trait of Gen Z is fear. Afraid to call people on the phone, schedule appointments, smoke, drink, have sex, etc. Very strange
- I’ve seen marijuana destroy some of the most mediocre minds of our generation
- I’d like to die on a teams meeting
- Me and my boys gonna get drunk off the Kendall Jenner tequila and touch on each other in the pool #brotime
- Will always have a soft spot for this run of hipsters. Instead of just complaining online they got quite a bit done in the real world. Brought great bars, restaurants, shops, etc to crappy parts of 3rd rate cities. They gave us a lot
- Guy who accidentally says I love you within like the first two weeks
- When I feel weird or bored on a night out I just start telling everyone I kill people and they have as little of a reaction as they do in American Psycho
- This came out when I was in high school and changed just about everything. We had it on repeat and wore crazy $5 thrifted outfits and smoked cigarettes at the public park after class. It was our Nevermind10 years ago today Mac DeMarco dropped his sophomore album 'Salad Days.' 🥗
- When I was a child and my mom would make this pasta it would frustrate me to the point of tears
- You can’t really love a woman unless you love her voice
- Replying to @pitythewickedMy bad, was saving the rest of the box to make a hat
- Replying to @paulpepperoneThis feels right at least in my experience. Add in the 08 recession too
