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@NotGlidus
professional dragon enthusiast, amateur tweetmonger, part-time one-man a capella cover band
I cannot overstate how unlikely you are to find yourself in a situation where you require this knowledge but here we go. A fully-grown kangaroo can kill you, but even the most jacked roo will leave you alone with this one simple trick: punch it in the face as hard as you can. 🦘For the people saying that they would box one up. no you wouldn’t, hope this helps
00:00- Gotta hand it to you, Elon probably does think things like "acoustics could be improved by 17%" because he IS stupid enough to think that something as broad and complex as acoustics can be qualified linearly, and that there is such a thing as "maximum acoustics" lmao"who designed this? too many columns. structurally redundant. waste of materials. look at those muppets in their matching pink, how stupid. acoustics could be improved by at least 17%. should install hexagonal sound panels. i wonder what's happening on 𝕏"
00:00 - yeah REAL dragons look NOTHING like thislmfaoo. this is just NOT a dragon
- Cannot understand the people complaining about this. It's a shockingly effective shot. Cutting from some teenagers bickering to this aftermath says far more than a 15-minute battle set piece would.
- yeah they'll never understand the monumental groan we let outPeople who haven't watched Game of Thrones will never understand what this scene did to us
00:00 - happy birthday rhaenys targaryen i hope you have a lovely day :)
- Replying to @NotGlidusBut you’re not a roo, you’re a human. And you have much more upper body strength. It might look jacked, but the roo’s arms simply can’t generate the same force yours can. You punch it harder in the face than any kangaroo could, and it assumes that your legs will kill it. You win.
- Replying to @NotGlidusI hope it goes without saying that attempting to run away from a kangaroo that wants to fight you is not an option.
- Replying to @NotGlidusi fukn KNEW my kangaroo punching rant would be a hit tweet someday
- Replying to @NotGlidusKangaroos fight with their legs. This can easily be lethal for them though, so they size each other up by exchanging punches. Usually the weaker roo infers that his opponent’s stronger punches also means his kicks are stronger, so he backs down rather than risk dying.
- idk why so many still look to HBO for a passionate and faithful recreation of GRRM's world. a team of minecraft goblins has already done itThe Wall, made in Minecraft
- > goes to chinatown > looks inside > chinese businessesI walked down two Melbourne high steets and counted 16 bubble tea shops and 12 Chinese real estate firms within about 1000 meters. Graffiti and trash everywhere too. Absolutely incredible stuff. Yookayification has come to Australia @MythoYookay
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