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@NotJosephGarcia
I'm the only person alive with no name. DM me if you don’t want to.
Los Angeles, CA
Born June 24
Joined August 2017
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    @NotJosephGarcia
    Feb 10
    My Uber and Lyft driver is going really really fast.
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    @NotJosephGarcia
    Mar 2, 2023
    Hi, the engineer who invented/built this here. This is doing exactly what it’s supposed to be doing.
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    @NotJosephGarcia
    Nov 5, 2024
    [exiting the voting booth with a little cup of urine] does anybody know who I give this too?
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    @NotJosephGarcia
    Oct 28, 2021
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    @NotJosephGarcia
    Dec 9, 2022
    My exterminator just fell in love with the very bug I hired him to kill 🙄
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    @NotJosephGarcia
    Sep 10, 2023
    Yep! This is starting on Tuesday actually
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    @NotJosephGarcia
    Jan 25, 2024
    Corn in a perfect spot
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    Massimo
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    Jan 25, 2024
    Corn in a perfect spot [📹 KCKCOQ]
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    the project boy
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    the project boy
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    @NotJosephGarcia
    Oct 19, 2024
    (making small talk with a couple) so have you guys ever cheated on each other?
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    @NotJosephGarcia
    Mar 10, 2024
    [making small talk at party] any groceries you’ve been into recently?
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    @NotJosephGarcia
    Aug 2, 2024
    [making small talk with a new parent] so are you planning on raising them good or bad?
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    @NotJosephGarcia
    Feb 21, 2024
    [complementing my buddy] you’re walking unusually strong today dude
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    Simon Ateba
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    Feb 20, 2024
    SEE IT: President Biden unusually strong today, shows off some vigor. WATCH
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    RNC Research
    Team Trump (Text TRUMP to 88022)
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    RNC Research
    Team Trump (Text TRUMP to 88022)
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    @NotJosephGarcia
    May 28, 2024
    Replying to @815hop
    I’m not sure
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    @NotJosephGarcia
    May 27, 2023
    this shit is from like a thousand years ago you fucking idiot
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    @NotJosephGarcia
    Jul 9, 2023
    They should install this kind of bridge in front of every mcdonalds
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