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Dan Shez
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Dan Shez
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    Dan Shez
    @NotShezDan
    Jun 23, 2025
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    Dan Shez
    @NotShezDan
    Dec 2, 2024
    Having a punt is completely different to taking it up the arse.
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    louis
    @louispoois_
    Dec 2, 2024
    Sam Morsy’s religious views must’ve only come into play when he joined Ipswich seeing as he would gladly promote betting? Unless of course he is just homophobic. That might be it.
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    Dan Shez
    @NotShezDan
    Nov 16, 2023
    People genuinely argue with these football twitter accounts and this is who’s behind them hahahaha
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    Dan Shez
    @NotShezDan
    Apr 7, 2024
    I hope we play worse.
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    BBC Sport
    @BBCSport
    Apr 7, 2024
    "I'm really sorry to say that, but this is matter of fact." Jurgen Klopp says if Man Utd play like they did today against Arsenal they'll lose.
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    Dan Shez
    @NotShezDan
    Dec 3, 2023
    You really don’t. Barely get a clap from most players // Manager. Embarrassing on and off the field. Not surprised though, unfortunately.
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    Manchester United
    @ManUtd
    Dec 3, 2023
    We appreciate the lengths you have gone to in recent days to watch the Reds in challenging conditions ❤️ #MUFC || #UnitedForTheFans
    Manchester United fans supporting the team against Galatasaray in Istanbul.
    Manchester United fans supporting the team against Galatasaray in Istanbul.
    Manchester United fans supporting the team against Newcastle United at St James' Park.
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    Dan Shez
    @NotShezDan
    Sep 25, 2023
    Bring me back Ander Herrera spitting on the city badge.
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    Football Newz
    @FootballNewzIG
    Sep 25, 2023
    Jude Bellingham refused to walk on Atlético ladder last night. Respect ❤️👏
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    Dan Shez
    @NotShezDan
    Aug 20, 2023
    Stealing a united song for a player that chose united, fitting.
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    Uber Chelsea FC
    @UberChelseaFC_
    Aug 20, 2023
    🎵 Who’s that twat who comes from Portsmouth, Who’s that money grabbing whore? Mason Mount is his name, And he hasn’t got a brain, And he won’t be winning trophies anymore 🎵
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    Dan Shez
    @NotShezDan
    Jul 26, 2023
    Roll on THAT episode.
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    HLTCO
    @HLTCO
    Jul 26, 2023
    The trailer for Newcastle’s “All or Nothing” style Amazon series is out.
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    Prime Video Sport UK
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    Dan Shez
    @NotShezDan
    Dec 2, 2024
    Replying to @sspencerukk
    Jackpot!! Now that’s hot.
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    Dan Shez
    @NotShezDan
    Dec 17, 2023
    Self grassing and it didn’t even smash
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    Dan Shez
    @NotShezDan
    Nov 2, 2023
    Cowards. The lot of them. Hold the players accountable for once and let’s ride it out.
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    MUFC Away Days
    @mufcaways_
    May 28, 2023
    We’re on the March with Ten Hag’s army
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    Dan Shez
    @NotShezDan
    May 5, 2023
    Enjoy the 6 points. Couldn’t give a fuck. Your whole fanbase, men, women and children all left Wembley in tears. Maybe the only time you’ll experience an FA Cup Final in your life, ruined and stolen by the Reds😘🇾🇪
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    Lauren
    @Lauren94BHA
    May 4, 2023
    I hope every United fan that was a dickhead at Wembley enjoyed that tonight… thanks for the 6 points this season!!! 👍#youveseenthealbionnowfuckoffhome #BHAFC
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    Dan Shez
    @NotShezDan
    Feb 19, 2024
    Replying to @SeanRossSapp and @MMAHistoryToday
    Arguably the worst mma fight of all time.
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    Dan Shez
    @NotShezDan
    Sep 19, 2023
    Belly sliding in the streets was worth it though!!!
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