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Novaleesi
@Novaleesi
Twitch Partner | 🏳️🌈 | Fool of a Took | biz: [email protected] | she/her
- I think ppl mistake “eat the rich” with “eat anyone who has disposable income” lol Idc if someone hires a personal chef or someone to clean. I do care if someone owns a massive corporation, underpays employees, doesnt pay taxes, bribes politicians, etc etc
- LISTEN: when your starting from the bottom and you’re broke af - saving up to get a mattress and a bed frame, thats a fucking accomplishment and I’m PROUD OF YOU
- Can’t stop thinking about how the resident evil vampire mommy is almost the same height as the Home Depot skeleton
- Replying to @NovaleesiCan’t believe so many of you enjoyed this little tweet! FAQ: -We had bantered before on twitter and I knew his sense of humor so I felt pretty safe sending a risky reply to his post -Pls don’t go around asking ppl about their pubes -He did find out 😌
- THE CIA TRIED TO TRAIN HOUSECATS TO SPY ON THE SOVIET UNION!!!!! THEY SURGICALLY IMPLANTED A MICROPHONE AND TRANSMITTER INTO CATS!!!!!! THEY SPENT $20 MILLION ON THIS
- Replying to @zoraslovechild“Relationships are hard work” bc you have to have good communication skills, understand your partners boundaries with compassion, and express yours with openness. Relationships aren’t hard bc ur partner is mean and makes you feel bad all the time. Or even half the time.
- Replying to @IamJulito“Don’t smile, don’t acknowledge, don’t make eye contact. Pretend they are invisible. Pretend you can’t hear them. Do not give them any reason to approach. Unlock pepper spray and make sure to press down the middle of the button if needed.” Happy international women’s day 💕
- CW: weightloss . . . this is really nerve wracking to post so pls be nice. still working on building muscle but im starting to see real progress :) 150lbs to 130lbs
- I don’t have a boyfriend. I don’t have a girlfriend. I don’t have a partner. I am single and thirsty. That being said... NONE OF YOU STAND A CHANCE WITH ME. IF YOU FOLLOW ME IN THE HOPES THAT WE WILL EVENTUALLY DATE, PLEASE RETHINK YOUR LIFE DECISIONS.
- one year ago, i wrote my suicide note. im really happy i decided to give life a chance :)
