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Nojeem ‘Nudge’ Yusuf
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Nojeem ‘Nudge’ Yusuf
@NudgeTM
Tax & Accounting | Nigerian expat living in the UK
St Ives, Cambs, United Kingdom
Born November 25
Joined August 2011
- Because you disagree with the planned protest, you’ve been promoting the Oro festival. Later you will call yourself a Muslim.
- When my son’s team once lost by this much, he was devastated. Someone suggested I show him the highlights of this game; to remind him that even professional footballers can get battered sometimes. It worked. This morning, his team lost 17–0, and he took it much better this
00:00 - Somebody recently said if Nigerian medics pull out of UK healthcare, that NHS will crumble. Obviously, that person didn’t know that Nigerians make up less than 1% of NHS’ workforce. Almost negligible. But we like to feel like the most important set of people out there.One NHS, many nationalities. Huge thanks to every single person who helps keep the NHS going 💙
- At Deloitte, a colleague in my team contemplated resigning because he was tired of tax and wanted to transition to data analytics; he had plans to relocate to the UK with his young wife. Juggling studies and a full time job wasn’t appealing to him. I didn’t think it was wise to
- Replying to @ArsenalN7I watched the video couple of times. Didn’t see any unlocking 😅
- Many years ago, folks claimed Obasanjo owned Oando. They even said Oando stood for Obasanjo and Others (O and O = Oando). Now, the same Oando belongs to Tinubu. You people dey try sha.
- Replying to @OmojuwaThat’s not how it works. The N1.7m is an investment in the marriage. So, it needs to be amortized over the life of the marriage. If we estimate the life of the marriage to be at least 20 years, it means the annual cost of the wedding is not more than N85k (N1.7m divided by 20
- Replying to @SirJarusRule number 1: Choose yourself first Rule number 2: Don’t forget rule number 1 PS: Exceptions apply, but this case isn’t one of those.
- If I were President, I would lead by example and publish my tax returns from 1999 to date. And I’d encourage all political office holders from my party to do the same.🤭
- If you see any tweets spreading misinformation or pushing an agenda against the tax reform bills, please tag me so I can address their falsehoods. If knowledgeable people remain silent, misinformation will prevail.
- Replying to @6munzzYou should be saying £12k difference, not £1k. You’re comparing annual gross but then highlighting monthly net difference, just to make it sound ridiculous.
- Many years ago, I interviewed for a tax manager role. One of my friends was on the interview panel; two people were interviewed before me. When it was my turn, he excused himself. I didn’t get the job. A few years later, I was hiring for a tax analyst role. One of my friends was
- You left a 500k job with a multinational company to take an N800k job with an unknown local Nigerian company. But you’re saying Victor Osimhen’s decision to go to Saudi is wrong because it’s driven by money. Pele o!
