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Old Man Rattle
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Old Man Rattle
@OldRattleMan
Such a mean old man.
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Joined October 2022
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    Old Man Rattle
    @OldRattleMan
    Feb 28
    i still love you
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    Old Man Rattle
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    Jun 17, 2025
    full volume porn in the library to initiate suicide by cop
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    Old Man Rattle
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    Oct 20, 2025
    white people be like are you guys in line
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    Old Man Rattle
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    Jul 19, 2025
    bro whats a word that rhymes with griddy i’m writing a rap
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    Old Man Rattle
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    Sep 30, 2024
    mrs puff is a fat retard
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    Old Man Rattle
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    Jul 17, 2025
    they should invent a potion that gives you down syndrome for like an hour
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    Old Man Rattle
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    Jun 16, 2025
    arguing over which gatorade would be the hottest if they were girls
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    Old Man Rattle
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    Jul 19, 2025
    bro your griddy is getting a lot better have you been practicing
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    Old Man Rattle
    @OldRattleMan
    Nov 16, 2025
    white people be like can i have a pup cup for my fur baby
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    Old Man Rattle
    @OldRattleMan
    Oct 19, 2025
    my autistic son said i’m a diddy ahh tun tun tun sahur blud
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    Old Man Rattle
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    Jun 13, 2025
    showing this to my barber at great clips
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    Old Man Rattle
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    Sep 1, 2025
    spongebob can deadass be scary if you watch it late at night
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    Old Man Rattle
    @OldRattleMan
    Jun 15, 2025
    starving to death because i forgot my doordash password
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    Old Man Rattle
    @OldRattleMan
    Aug 16, 2025
    i’m off 2 pills and i feel like a fortnite skin
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