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Ellis
@OldUncleEllis
Khan of the Deseret hinterland
All that dark, all that cold
Joined March 2021
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    Ellis
    @OldUncleEllis
    Mar 14
    It’s so exhausting being a sex symbol on Twitter
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    Tooth Chipper
    @Tooth_Chipper
    Mar 14
    Its so exhausting being a sex symbol on Twitter.
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    Ellis
    @OldUncleEllis
    Nov 30, 2024
    “Why don’t you turn the tv on for the kids and come back in here and lock the door”
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    @OldUncleEllis
    May 5, 2024
    This is a biscuit and gravy neighborhood, pancake people keep moving
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    Dale Weaver
    @SinklarD
    May 5, 2024
    An American love story.
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    Ellis
    @OldUncleEllis
    Mar 5, 2024
    Look at her dad. This is where being a terminal sportsbro leads.
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    Ellis
    @OldUncleEllis
    Oct 23, 2022
    Replying to @LaughterHaver and @jestingtime
    I’ve never smiled like this ever in my whole life
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    @OldUncleEllis
    Oct 27, 2023
    I’m a straight white male with a useless bachelors degree from a state school And I just got a job that I found off Indeed where I didn’t know anyone or have any connections. I’ll be making enough to put me easily in the top 10% of income earners. We’re so back
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    Ellis
    @OldUncleEllis
    Aug 21, 2022
    Replying to @shoe0nhead
    Lol based
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    Ellis
    @OldUncleEllis
    Nov 30, 2024
    Replying to @TABYTCHI
    My dad got mad at me for installing this because it was 3 megabytes
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    Ellis
    @OldUncleEllis
    Feb 2, 2022
    What if we stomped on your chest until you piss blood
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    Ellis
    @OldUncleEllis
    Feb 23, 2024
    Hahahaha
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    hillbilly illegy
    @shawhio
    Feb 23, 2024
    Replying to @OldUncleEllis
    Okay so putting aside that this is cross-sectional, descriptive, and apparently a convenience sample. It doesn't claim to give evidence of a rise in porn making people bi. The most generous explanation for your argument is that people who watch porn realize they were already bi
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    Ellis
    @OldUncleEllis
    Jan 8, 2023
    This belonged to my great grandfather. They were too poor to buy a new phone case so he had to make it himself out of possum skin. Pretty cool family heirloom.
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    Ellis
    @OldUncleEllis
    Jan 18, 2023
    I’m running for khagan of Giga Idaho I would appreciate your support
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    Ellis
    @OldUncleEllis
    Nov 30, 2024
    Replying to @JamesWigger1
    When he was having gay sex with Destiny or???
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    Ellis
    @OldUncleEllis
    Dec 1, 2024
    Replying to @SexyStockSlayer
    My wife does. Sorry girls don’t like you.
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