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elizabeth 🪢
@OneFeIISwoop
behold how these things pass away so that others may succeed them, and the low universe comes together in all its parts
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    elizabeth 🪢
    @OneFeIISwoop
    Jul 18, 2022
    europe has the sluttiest men two of them tried to get us to come to their hotel and we told them we had boyfriends and they said “we can fuck your boyfriends too” i simply could not make this up
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    elizabeth 🪢
    @OneFeIISwoop
    Mar 26, 2025
    thread of all the screenshots in the article because i hate the government and love the truth
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    elizabeth 🪢
    @OneFeIISwoop
    Aug 12, 2022
    new going-out shirt just arrived :)
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    elizabeth 🪢
    @OneFeIISwoop
    Sep 27, 2022
    havent recovered from my roommate telling me her sourdough starter is over 200 years old … there is an organism from the nineteenth century living in my house with me ….!!!
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    elizabeth 🪢
    @OneFeIISwoop
    May 8, 2025
    sorry but imagine getting bodied by two consecutive popes. i’d kill myself personally
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    Sam Jeske
    @Sam_Jeske
    May 8, 2025
    ok I'm on board
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    elizabeth 🪢
    @OneFeIISwoop
    Aug 14, 2024
    spending a few sublime hours in the woods and then immediately encountering the monstrosity of modernity
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    elizabeth 🪢
    @OneFeIISwoop
    Apr 15, 2024
    extremely balanced and correct take
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    CONSEQUENCE
    @consequence
    Apr 15, 2024
    Courtney Love sees Taylor Swift as a “safe space for girls,” but doesn’t believe her music is “important” or “interesting”→ cos.lv/aKNg50RgFUi
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    elizabeth 🪢
    @OneFeIISwoop
    Sep 1, 2022
    every white guy s like “japan is at the top of my travel list”
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    elizabeth 🪢
    @OneFeIISwoop
    Jan 20, 2023
    what exactly is bad about falling birth rates
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    elizabeth 🪢
    @OneFeIISwoop
    May 21, 2024
    just learned that the oldest spider known to science was 43 years old…….. she didn’t even die of old age…… her wikipedia page quotes a scientist who said “she was cut down in her prime”…………………….
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    elizabeth 🪢
    @OneFeIISwoop
    Feb 7, 2025
    extremely stable genius
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    elizabeth 🪢
    @OneFeIISwoop
    Dec 29, 2021
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    elizabeth 🪢
    @OneFeIISwoop
    Jun 19, 2025
    go, and i dont say this lightly, fuck yourself
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    Alex Godofsky
    @AlexGodofsky
    Jun 18, 2025
    Replying to @AlexGodofsky
    In particular, Westerners can get lost with their "we need half a billion acres of federal land for hiking" BS.
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    elizabeth 🪢
    @OneFeIISwoop
    Jan 20, 2023
    i’ve literally never had that thought ever
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