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Patrick Blumenthal
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Patrick Blumenthal
@PatrickJBlum
"i deleted social media and stopped reading the news, and honestly, my mental health has been so much better"someone wasn’t monitoring the situation
- why have I never seen a Native American restaurant?
- 🚨 BREAKING 🚨 AMC is doing a split screen premiere of Barbie and Oppenheimer for neurodivergent moviegoers
- it’s 2023, you need to be gooning you need to be henchman-maxxing, you need to be saying ‘you got it boss’ regardless of the context
00:00 - an italian goes to jail because he couldn't resist flirting with a hotel receptionist an irishman celebrates his innocence by immediately going to a bar we're so back (in the early 20th century)
- 🚨Hawk Tuah recently went viral for her rant on defense policy🚨 "How can we deter China when ITAR still treats Japan like it's 1945? We need to sign an RDP MoU with SK, expand NTIB membership beyond the Five Eyes, and launch a quadrilateral shipbuilding initiative with Japan,
- "Mr. Oppenheimer, what if, instead of bombing Japan, we, instead, tried to love them?"
- 🚨Trump's speech at the RNC🚨 "The other day, there was a cowardly Harkonnen attempt on my life. They sent a hunter-seeker drone but I miraculously survived, like no one has ever done before. And now many Fremen are saying 'Donald, you're the one. You're the Lisan al-Ghaib.'
