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Pimp Master Broda
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Pimp Master Broda
@PimpMasterYoda1
Fake Yoda. TeamYouTube and Twitter's Most Hated Bisexual! YT: bit.ly/2T0uVwL Business Email: [email protected] Pronouns: Yoda/Yoda.
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    Pimp Master Broda
    @PimpMasterYoda1
    May 31, 2023
    >be henry cavill >get asked about your favorite games >"warhammer 40k, that is my jam" >women around you snicker and cringe >another bro asks about favorite army >connection made >henry ignores rest of women present for the next 2 hours
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    Geekdaddy
    @Geekdaddy75
    May 30, 2023
    It's that easy
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    Pimp Master Broda
    @PimpMasterYoda1
    Nov 25, 2024
    >be chris chan >autistic manchild >r*pe your mom >avoid going to prison >forced to move out >get short finnish GF >your rich gf flies you to finland >knock her up Imagine your life improving dramatically by committing incest.
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    Pimp Master Broda
    @PimpMasterYoda1
    Nov 2, 2022
    BREAKING: Elon Musk called for a meeting with Twitter workers and displayed a document with a list of rules to protect free speech on the platform. This document was quickly leaked online showing the 34 rules. To see this leaked document look up "Elon Musk Rule 34" on Google.
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    Pimp Master Broda
    @PimpMasterYoda1
    Feb 13, 2025
    Uhh, Keanu... The line was, "Sorry, my fault bro."
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    Pimp Master Broda
    @PimpMasterYoda1
    Apr 20, 2024
    Kirsten needs to shut all the way up already. She deserves less. Mary Jane was the reoccurring villain in every Raimi Spiderman movie. She made Parker feel so bad he lost his powers. Ursula showed up with cake and got her dad to chill about his rent.
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    Pimp Master Broda
    @PimpMasterYoda1
    Aug 16, 2025
    Where in the hell was Jamie Lee Curtis hiding those things all this time?
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    Pimp Master Broda
    @PimpMasterYoda1
    Apr 30, 2025
    Replying to @JosiahRises
    Just a bad photo. Here's her from that same night and also from March.
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    Pimp Master Broda
    @PimpMasterYoda1
    Jan 11, 2025
    Zoomers just need to finally admit they have no idea what a pedophile is already.
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    Pimp Master Broda
    @PimpMasterYoda1
    Dec 25, 2024
    Hobby Lobby is using AI for their art decor. Some of it with price tags of over 50+ dollars.
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    Pimp Master Broda
    @PimpMasterYoda1
    Jun 10, 2025
    Replying to @PicturesFoIder
    He. Stole. 10k. If he lost, he'd be in prison. At a minimal give her 10-20 million since she unintentionally financed that bet. It couldn't have happened without her.
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    Pimp Master Broda
    @PimpMasterYoda1
    Aug 16, 2020
    Japan's a *little* tired of their work getting censored for western standards so 30 anime studios teamed up to release their work on a YouTube channel. This is a major backhand to Crunchyroll/Funimation and a warning shot.
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    Pimp Master Broda
    @PimpMasterYoda1
    Feb 16, 2024
    This has to be one of the fastest deaths an AAA live service game has suffered. I think even Redfall and Avengers faired better.
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    Pimp Master Broda
    @PimpMasterYoda1
    Apr 23, 2025
    The classic Oblivion meme vs the updated meme.
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    Pimp Master Broda
    @PimpMasterYoda1
    Oct 29, 2024
    I'm just using the contact lens version of these. Just kidding, they're factory installed at birth.
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